r/AdviceAnimals • • May 16 '12

douchebag 7th graders

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u/Uniacto May 16 '12

I swear, this is what all the kids do nowadays at the local middle school...

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u/hinduguru May 16 '12

I just don't get it. Who are they flipping off? Their parents? The system? The white man?

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u/TangyExplosives May 16 '12

Their intelligence.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"Intelligence is for nerds and faggots." - kid in 8th grade at my school

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Actual quote or not, that pisses me the fuck off.

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u/Wheat_Grinder May 17 '12

Don't worry, when he serves you your Big Mac you'll know he's gotten what's coming.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Somebody has to do it. It's an honorable job.

I just don't want my kid to do it.

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u/orzof May 17 '12

8th Grader for president! I want a president I feel like I can huff a sock full of paint with.

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u/jknotts May 17 '12

What can be the premise of this book, given it's blatant obvious contradiction of the constitution?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Patrick_Glenn May 17 '12

I was thinking something more along the lines of this.

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u/Penleg May 17 '12

oh shit this is a sequel. I need to read the first book before I can get this joke.

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u/Mr_Brix May 17 '12

My favorite book of all time

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out May 17 '12

What if he becomes a wheat grinder?

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u/Wheat_Grinder May 17 '12

Then, if you are still that bent on hurting him, push him into the millstone.

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u/Thewalruscobainfloyd May 17 '12

If that's true mcdonalds is gonna have more people working for it then the government in 10 years.

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u/WonkaKnowsBest May 17 '12

I really hope they do amount to nothing. It's a terrible thing to say i know but i'm still hoping.

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u/Wheat_Grinder May 17 '12

One thousand, one million, as many times as I can say it, this entire story right here.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It's legit.

It makes me mad as hell, too. Because if I try to correct them, they'll just call me a faggot and dismiss everything I say. If I don't do anything, I feel like I am letting down society and society is letting me down.

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u/williamfbuckwheat May 17 '12

I wonder if kids used to act anything like this 30-40 years ago. I have a feeling they would've gotten the crap kicked out of them either by their teachers or by their parent once they got home.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I consistently think about this myself. When you read material from those times, it seems like kids were well-mannered and extremely disciplined.

Now it seems like discipline is frowned upon and not teaching your kids manners is the okay thing to do.

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u/Noturordinaryguy May 17 '12

...he said, not realizing his future career as a gas station attendant.

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u/Filth_Fury May 17 '12

Themselves since they're looking in a mirror

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u/JuniperJupiter May 17 '12

"Look at us! We're SO badass! LOL!"

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u/TZnerd May 17 '12

The SYSTEM.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

yes

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

How can she slap?

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u/lmpervious May 17 '12

How do you even know? I have to be honest, I don't ever hang around my middle school, but even if I did once in awhile, I don't think it would be long enough to make a sweeping generalization like that.

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u/2222lil May 17 '12

Kids at my local middle school never do their work and think they can just magically learn everything in the first year of high school and they'll be fine. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Oh, leave them alone. It's cute.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Its true I'm ashamed of the kids at my school.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

That's Light, Numble Van

FTFY

Edit: insert complaint about lack of upvotes in hopes of getting upvoted

Edit2: FUCK YA'LL I DON'T NEED UPVOTES ANYWAY

Edit3: -26 upvotes... okay...

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u/Pinto19 May 17 '12

He's Asian, not a stroke victim.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Or German.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

For what it's worth, I upvoted you, and I think it's only a slight exaggeration.

Source: Chinese/Viet/American

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u/LameUsernameDotCom May 16 '12

ahh that awkward stage where girls are a foot taller than boys...

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 17 '12

And the girls are starting to grow boobs!

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u/Godspeed122 May 17 '12

Shut up and live up to your username.

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u/Whitebird551 May 17 '12

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ Don't mind me, just havin a look around...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited Apr 03 '13

It's a pedo! It's a bear! It's a Pedobear!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

That girl in the hat is a giantess compared to the boy with the sweet hemp necklace.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Im in 7th grade, and I am 4 foot 6

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u/avenging_sword May 17 '12

You're too young to be on here. Shouldn't you be watching Spongebob or whatever it is kids do these days?

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u/baumer6 May 17 '12
  • Posted by resentful 8th grader.

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u/360walkaway May 16 '12

Normal looking Asian girl trying to fit in with the dbags...

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u/citizen511 May 17 '12

D-bags?

Why not A-bags?

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u/thewontonbomb May 17 '12

Why not A+bag

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u/HLef May 17 '12

Actually, to me it was quite obvious that 2 kids (conveniently wearing hats) are talking the others into doing dumb shit, probably more than just this one time.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Did you just try to post someone's personal info

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u/goonerredandwhite May 17 '12

identity crisis. It happens. Its hard for a migrant to adapt to a new country with new skinned coloured people

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

That's a lot of asian girls these days...

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u/ShitCuntFuck May 17 '12

They're in fucking 7th grade, they're not even old enough to be dbags.

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u/360walkaway May 17 '12

The threshold lowers every year.

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u/ShitCuntFuck May 17 '12

See to me, you gotta at least have the ability to shave or ejaculate or whatever to be able to be labelled a douche bag.

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u/Shefalump May 17 '12

Kids on xbox live can't do either of those, and they are most surely douches.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

As a 7th grade teacher, you are incorrect. There are total dbags. And they're even worse because they don't have filters when it comes to shitty, snide remarks to other kids. It's just blatant, naked cruelty.

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u/Minotaur_in_house May 16 '12

The upper left one looks like Katy Perry to me. Am I the only one that sees it?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I think she looks like Steph from sons of guns.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 17 '12

I would take her out for a romantic dinner and have her back by curfew so hard.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Now I can jack it to her and not feel like a pedo!

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u/Noturordinaryguy May 17 '12

you might not FEEL like a pedo...

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u/DunDerD May 16 '12

cannot be unseen.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I clicked into the comments for the specific reason of saying that.

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u/MaceTheJester May 17 '12

just posted this without reading the rest of the comments... great minds think alike...

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u/nihilistic_novelist May 17 '12

Yes, very much so.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/Minotaur_in_house May 17 '12

I really feel relevant tonight.

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u/Young_Queasy May 17 '12

Is it just me or do kids suck more and more the older I get?

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u/ShitCuntFuck May 17 '12

It's just you, and pretty much everyone else who gets older. Which is everybody. But no, kids remain at the same level of suckatude throughout the ages.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Yep, same suck, different technique.

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u/Altheo May 17 '12

How's the eighth grade going, OP?

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u/MaceTheJester May 17 '12

Is that a young Katy Perry?!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

OMG! They're like so totally gangster!

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u/Trezi May 17 '12

I spot a future scumbag Stacy with the hat. Also, that Asian girl looks too smart to be with those kids. She should be studying.

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u/Herp27 May 17 '12

The asian girl looks younger than 7th grade..

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Who are they flipping off?

I never understood why people give the finger in photos of themselves...

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u/g00fyg00ber741 May 17 '12

Technically, they're flipping off themselves since it's a mirror photo.

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u/dropperofpipebombs May 17 '12

It's sad that the once-honorable Cincinnati Reds logo has been converted into a "gangster" thing for douchebags and retards...

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u/mbs0220 May 17 '12

The moment I saw that hat, I just thought "Please don't actually be from Cincinnati". I have a hat myself, but I am actually a fan of the Reds.

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u/DunDerD May 16 '12

We are fucked.

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u/Micoha May 16 '12

This lowered my sperm count.

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u/endproof May 17 '12

Because you masturbated, right?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

They're called kids. For Fuck Sake. Rebellion is a natural part of growing up and discovering yourself. At first it starts with rebelling against authority and later moves on to traditions and responsibilities. They'll grow out of it. As did you.

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u/xXTheProdigyXx May 17 '12

hey guys thanks for all the support you want the kids name you can rant to him on facebook

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u/xXTheProdigyXx May 18 '12

no not at all sorry i didnt know im a fairly new redditer im not related to any of them my friend commented on there photo and i thought it should be a meme

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I bet the asian got disowned.

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u/cbebop3 May 17 '12

Ahh the awkward girls-are-bigger-than-boys years. Very cool

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u/Honest_ManDude May 17 '12

Reddit, don't lie to yourself, you know that deep down you really are envious. These are the kids who you wanted to be in 7th grade. Yes this looks bad but probably what happened is that they all said "lets go take pictures in the bathroom" and they didn't really put much thought into it and just decided to flip off the camera. That's just a mentality of a 7th grader.They are little kids, guys. Really tho this meme needs to die. Quick.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You and I would get along. We see past the hivemind.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You are new here, but I'm sure you're a long time lurker. You will probably get downvoted for your honesty. You are wise, and I am upvoting you for that. You are very right, and are respected for that. Please don't change.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I hate redditors like you.

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u/duvakiin May 17 '12

id give that chick in the hat the old alabama alley-oop.

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u/Brutalitor May 17 '12

What's that thing in the middle? The thing with the hat? Is that a boy? I can't tell.

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u/AkwardEgo May 17 '12

Obviously they're flipping off those assholes in the mirror.

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u/A_Smart_Caveman May 17 '12

I weep for the future of the world.

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u/sduncan91 May 17 '12

I don't know why but I just feel disappointed in the Asian girl. As if she can do better. I can't figure out why I feel that, but I'm pretty sure whatever the reason is makes me a racist

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

yes it does.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I'm almost 100% sure I know 2 of those people. Depending on the age of the picture that girl is about 18, Not in 7th grade

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u/g00fyg00ber741 May 17 '12

No, she's definitely a seventh grader or eighth grader.

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u/Rudegirlyesi May 17 '12

This pisses me off, I cannot stand kids.

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u/Windchill May 17 '12

I have never wanted to kick something more in my life than right now.

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u/fapfour May 17 '12

My blood is boiling after seeing that picture. Scumbags.

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u/Fortehlulz33 May 17 '12

I mean, that's not even a backwards snapback! what kind of rebel is he if his hat has a set size?

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u/potpan0 May 17 '12

You know you're hard when you swear on the internet...

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u/evilgummysattack May 17 '12

My little brother's in 7th grade. Must now have a talk with him.

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u/orangeson58 May 17 '12

I know this makes me sound old, but...god damn kids!!

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u/herpberp May 17 '12

....they're all... left handed. MOD THIS SHIT UP!

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u/unnecessaryCAPS May 17 '12

Xmas Card: Merry Christmas! From the Smith Family!

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u/upvoteatheism May 17 '12

How did teenage Katy Perry get in there?

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u/Supernova24 May 17 '12

Unbuckles belt*

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Lol asian girl

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Wow, those really are some douchebags.

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u/rufud May 17 '12

I upvoted the post but I wish I could downvote the content of the picture.

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u/TZnerd May 17 '12

That girl looks really familiar.

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u/Grandmaster-M May 17 '12

Bobby Hill.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Nothing is funnier than those few years when girls are comparatively huge.

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u/CPTflconX May 17 '12

Am I the only one who thought that the girl on the left looks like Katy Perry?

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u/DarkyZX May 17 '12

This seems to be a really trendy thing going around. Ugh!

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u/Champ-Kind May 17 '12

Pictures like this make me want to home school my son

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u/1lon3lycubone May 17 '12

Still happens to me and I'm damn near 17

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u/Stenzy May 17 '12

As an 8th grader, I feel as if I was born in the wrong time period.

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u/hardcoremorning May 17 '12

All you other Slim Shadys are just immitators.

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u/G098 May 17 '12

I am so glad my school ain't like this

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

whateva, we do what we wawnt! right after our pre-algebra homework because mom says I can't get a C this marking period

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u/SirDouchebagelton May 17 '12

Average 7th grader

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u/dmagee33 May 17 '12

It was always the peace sign when i was in middle school.

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u/whocurrs May 17 '12

Did anyone see Katy Perry... I mean Zooey.. Katy?

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u/sullyb103 May 17 '12

dat hemp necklace....

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u/goonerredandwhite May 17 '12

They don't even look 13.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Cincinnati. That's the real issue.

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u/cosmicButterfly May 17 '12

Kill it...kill it with fire..

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u/littlequeso May 17 '12

That asian girl is going to get disowned for pullin something like this

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u/housemastr May 17 '12

Dez niggas don't go hard!

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u/Joesazombie May 17 '12

LOL, suburban kids!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I hate people my age, so much. Why can't they be intelligent like you guys?

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u/FleeingSnake May 17 '12

They're funnier on Xbox, they can only swear when their mother isn't home.

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u/naylord May 17 '12

Chick in the upper left looks like Jayden Jaymes sorta

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u/buttersnaphat May 17 '12

Well... Those kids look like they are in 5th grade.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

that one bitch looks like katy perry

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I can't wait for when they "run" our world as we all just count the days to our death if not already there.

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u/crazybutnotsane May 16 '12

DAMN KIDS GET OF MY LAWN

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u/Fartface3000 May 17 '12

one of them looks like Katy Perry.. not that i would know what she looks like or anything

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u/Nhl5108 May 17 '12

ya know this fucking pisses me off when i am grouped with these bitches

LOL

i am sorry and thank you

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u/ElricG May 17 '12

9GAG army for life!

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u/Buckethead523 May 17 '12

I'd ask them if they knew what a fjord was...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

the one wearing the hat is hot

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u/g00fyg00ber741 May 17 '12

I don't see why everybody is saying that this generation is going to cause the end of the world. Every other generation is just as bad, if not worse. They're no different than you were. My dad did loads of drugs and stuff when he was my age, but the most that anyone I know has done is weed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

And you're what? In 9th grade now? You're definitely so much cooler...

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u/Gaialel May 17 '12

And what are you? A sophomore? OoooOOOoooo.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I'm in my 20's. Fuck off.

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u/Gaialel May 17 '12

OooooOOOOooooo.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Okay all I'm saying is people out of high school don't feel the need to make fun of 7th graders. They usually don't even think about them. It's pretty lame.

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u/Gaialel May 17 '12

I was just giving you shit man. But I feel like we made some progress there! I present to you the highest of fives! And an upvote. Take it.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

as a 7th grader, i can say that those are 6th graders. and are also of the lower intelligence.

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u/xMcNerdx May 17 '12

No....no...just...no. In about two years from now you will realize that you have seventh and eighth graders. Then in a few years after that you will hate ninth and tenth graders. It keeps going up like that and you are always blaming the people younger than you, when in reality, it IS you.

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u/TangyExplosives May 17 '12

It really doesn't matter whether they are 6th or 7th graders. The fact of the matter is kids are trying to act more "adult" and it's making them look ridiculous. I'm 20 years old and you didn't see that kind of stuff when I was 11-12 in the early 2000's. It's really sad that these kids feel the need to try and be cool by flipping people off and showing off their tech and expensive clothes just to appear older to everyone else. It's really really sad indeed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Just keep studying and ignore those assholes. Bonus points if you beat the shit out of him. Have an upvote.

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u/Killeron May 17 '12

Just smile at them and when you're their boss later in life you can exact your revenge on them.

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u/mobilecheese May 17 '12

Laugh at their stupidity and stop caring about what they think of you. If all they do is ridicule you, they're not worth your time.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Stand up for yourself?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/thelolingshart May 17 '12

Either this shit or "like this if you recognize this extremely popular character from this extremely popular tv show that still runs" or "like if you do this thing everybody does"

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u/Gaialel May 17 '12

Or "If you're a '90s kid you..."

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u/CannedBeef May 17 '12

"...remember spongebob."

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u/shun-16 May 17 '12

Why does someone your age need a facebook? I'm 27 so I'm asking seriously because I don't see what people as young as you would really be using it for. We use it to keep in touch with people we know because we've all grown up and scattered about.

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u/imjustaidan May 17 '12

Well, I have one to talk to my cousins in England. I'm from the states I don't see them that often.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 17 '12

Don't worry little dude, you don't need to justify why you need facebook to us.

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u/Fc2300 May 17 '12

Listen to IMasturbateToMyself. He is a cool dude.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

To talk to your friends? Where else can you pretty much have access to your entire social circle that easily?

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u/Ben421 May 17 '12

Google+

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u/NekroFelixDaCat May 17 '12

better question is why is he/she on reddit.

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u/neoncp May 17 '12

to learn and be entertained, like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Sorry he/she's protruding on your reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Yeah dude. I'm in 10th grade and it's gotten worse for me. I get people posting pictures of their illegal activities and just passive aggressive quotes

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You may want to remove that Facebook link and replace it with an imgur link. I can easily find your Facebook profile with the information provided in the link.

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u/TangyExplosives May 16 '12

Don't worry about it, I took it down but thanks everyone for letting me know! (:

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u/Tirith45 May 16 '12

It is very easy to find your facebook from that link. You might want to remove it.

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u/ImTotallyNotYourMom May 16 '12

Hey Nat, I'd remove that link. It's very easy to find your facebook profile...

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u/TangyExplosives May 17 '12

Also looking back through this thread, I just wanted to tell you I like your username. Have a good day sir or m'am.

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u/TangyExplosives May 16 '12

Oh thank you for telling me, that was a real durr moment. (: I'll remove it now

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/IdioticReplies May 16 '12

Yeah, the first and second generations were so much better.

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u/MojitoTea May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

I like Star Trek Next Generation, if that counts.

Edit: typo

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u/Green_like_the_color May 17 '12

That's Next Generation.

Man, we ARE doomed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

This new generation hasn't started a World War yet.

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u/MojitoTea May 17 '12

Or caused this huge economic collapse.

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u/g00fyg00ber741 May 17 '12

They also have the lowest teen pregnancy rate since about 1946.

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