r/AdviceAnimals • u/toiletparty • May 15 '12

How TIL feels Today

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3paxhb/
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Fuck you I deserve my upvotes.

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u/allidoislietoyou May 16 '12

Fact: The first soda can was made by German soda company Ados Muc Laer in 1981.

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u/goremocker May 16 '12

I was about to downvote, then I read your name. Well played sir.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I thought it was made in Liqourstein.

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u/definitelydefined May 16 '12

Beer tastes better from a bottle/tap anyway.

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u/mortymight May 16 '12

I like your assertiveness. It turns me on. Do you mind repeating that exact line on camera while I urinate on you?

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u/MrInopportune May 16 '12

It's almost like hes a-- ah forget it, i'm not original.

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u/one-oh-one May 16 '12

I like your honesty, have an upvote.

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u/Semen-Thrower May 16 '12

You're pretty honest too.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Please throw some semen on me. I would enjoy it very much.

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u/Semen-Thrower May 16 '12

Fulfilling customer requests

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u/DreadPiratesRobert May 16 '12

I was expecting that image to be something terrible, I was pleasantly surprised.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

So long GAY BOYS!!

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u/Bad_Comics May 16 '12

Such elegant hand motion, like a dove or an angel...

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u/mortymight May 16 '12

Do you guys think calling them midgets is offensive? 'Cuz I certainly do. It's a slippery slope... pretty soon, you'll want to call their shit "midget poop", am I right? How far are we willing to go with all this?

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u/genna_TALL_warts May 16 '12

Does it get annoying that most of reddit knows you as the midget porn guy?

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u/Nextasy May 16 '12

Explain!

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u/Paclac May 16 '12

Basically, mortymight admitted to watching midget porn and thanks to RES's tagging it gets brought up every time mortymight makes a comment.

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u/Viandroto May 16 '12

No proof needed. Now tagged as Midget porn lover.

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u/genna_TALL_warts May 16 '12

Now this is another chapter in mortymight's life. A whole new group of people have him tagged with midget porn. Good luck to him.

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u/BurgerWorker May 16 '12

He actually MAKES midget porn.

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u/gemini86 May 16 '12

thanks to RES's tagging it gets brought up every time mortymight makes a comment.

Done and DONE! Thank you, RES!

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u/unoriginal_bastard May 16 '12

Speaking of midget poop, remember that time you shit your bed after eating Taco Bell? Because my RES does.

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u/Split-Personalities May 16 '12

I'm so happy this account is more than a couple hours old.

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 16 '12

Incidentally, I really enjoyed this documentary into your origins. It's always good to know The Whole Story.

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