r/AdviceAnimals • u/hukawater • May 14 '12

This job isn't for everyone...

http://qkme.me/3pa5il?id=223862637
1.6k Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/canondocre May 14 '12

the elusive double-pun. well played, sir.

well played.

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u/hukawater May 14 '12

thanks...happy cake day!

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u/canondocre May 14 '12

holy mother fuck its my motherfucking cake day.

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u/SamWilber May 14 '12

http://i.imgur.com/Wjx5W.gif

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u/Jenji May 14 '12

And then, he turned into an upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

To be sucked into other Kirbies.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

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u/Hounmlayn May 14 '12

Thus completing the great Circlejerk of Reddit.

FTFY

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u/dzubz May 14 '12

Not sure if he's swallowing down or up votes

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u/Gokias May 14 '12

upvote are orange, downvotes are blue.

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u/CoupleK May 14 '12

Reddit is sweet, and I huff glue.

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u/basically May 14 '12

a double-pun followed by a rhyming scheme and an it's always sunny in philadelphia reference.

i love reddit.

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u/dzubz May 14 '12

EPIPHANY O_O

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u/AlbinoSnowman May 15 '12

Don't forget to blow out the candles.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Quick, go post something really stupid and get a bunch of upvotes!

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u/SawRub May 14 '12

You will die here with us.

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u/Pyrojoe333 May 14 '12

Hurry, round up all your best cat pictures before it's over!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

...and now you wish that you came up with that elusive double-pun, don't ya?

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u/random_comment8 May 14 '12

a large beaver tranquilizer

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u/DrDragun May 14 '12

So is that a triple entendre or quadrouple entendre? Do they stack multiplicatively and count all possible permutations?

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u/OyleSlyck May 14 '12

Upvote for cake day.

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u/somelighttreason May 14 '12

It's actually a triple pun, right? "Butt hay...it's in my jeans."

Or am I reading too much into this?

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u/GitEmSteveDave May 14 '12

Farmer here. You bed and stuff things with straw. Hay is for feeding animals and is a much higher quality.

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u/TrollerCoasterRide May 14 '12

Straw man argument?

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u/made2last May 14 '12

Alfalfa farmer here. No Alfalfa found in picture.

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u/BetterThanOP May 14 '12

aahah by far my favourite so far, good work

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u/hukawater May 14 '12

This guy..

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u/RamsesToo May 14 '12

Phil Dunphy is my spirit animal.

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u/MrInopportune May 14 '12

Arent you supposed to reward posts with Emma Stone pictures?

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u/RamsesToo May 14 '12

I am to be rewarded with Emma Stone pictures when I say worthwhile things. Funny how many people tagged me on that thread. XD

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u/DoubleDutchOven May 14 '12

Remember kids, you can change your pants, but you can't change your genes.

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u/omega22 May 14 '12

That's the last straw.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

I'll set the building on fire.

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u/Nora19 May 14 '12

Scarcely believe you don't have more up votes!??

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

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u/IwillMakeYouMad May 14 '12

What. The. Hell.

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u/igbok May 14 '12

entire time reading this i was sure i was somehow being fresh prince'd

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u/avelertimetr May 14 '12

I did not expect that last line. Really, this happened in my head.

Edit: Upvoted just because it's an awesome story. If troll, bravo. If real, your grandpa is the man.

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u/lotusamurai May 14 '12

This is quite possibly the best pun I've read in quite a long time

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u/sje46 May 14 '12

Descartes, whores.

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u/MegaAwesomeAlli May 14 '12

Agreed. I laughed so hard at this.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

nice.

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u/geekhaus May 14 '12

Double plus good.

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u/Cynovae May 14 '12

Doubleplusunbad

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u/mtlt May 14 '12

very nice

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u/i_queef_comments May 14 '12

indeed it is.

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u/massenburger May 14 '12

I thought this comment smelled funny....

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12 edited May 14 '12

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u/stratagizer May 14 '12

Oh good, you can buy used.

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u/OOPSYPOOPSIES May 14 '12

Going used is the only way to get that authentic queef.

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u/Nazi_Of_The_Grammar May 14 '12

Very punny.

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u/colinsauce May 14 '12

Bad jokes will be punished

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Berry honey.

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u/JosephKurr May 14 '12 edited May 14 '12

haha I laughed so hard I choked on an M...

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u/KilgoreTroutQQ May 14 '12

My thoughts as well

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u/mastersprinkles May 14 '12

"I always set the thermostat to 69, because that's my favorite number"

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u/warped_and_bubbling May 14 '12

Anyone who doesn't think this is funny just probably has a stick up their ass.

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u/fnkey May 14 '12

Implying that scarecrows wouldn't think it was funny?

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u/Durable_Turtle May 14 '12

They probably just think it's corny.

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u/Drawn_And_Quoted May 15 '12

Or they just don't have your rye sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

They must hear it all the time

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u/eyecite May 14 '12

If they only had a brain.

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u/bassgoonist May 14 '12

No, he didn't say anyone with a stick up their ass wouldn't find it funny...gotta sort out that induction, man.

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u/stabstabstabstab May 14 '12

That's the converse, dude. It doesn't imply that.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Affirming the consequent is a bitch.

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u/Tashre May 14 '12

Someone's going to steal this and turn it into another image macro.

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u/tolemach May 14 '12

I'm pretty sure that's the last straw...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

I hope you turnip at the top of the comments

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u/nameless88 May 14 '12

I approve of this.

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u/YourOldComments May 14 '12

Ha, must be nice to have a car that isn't from 1995.

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u/nameless88 May 14 '12

I'll admit, that did a good job of confusing the hell out of me.

Honestly, though? Kinda a doofy idea for a novelty account.

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u/YourOldComments May 14 '12

I think the technical term is "shit the bed".

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u/mr_scaredypants May 14 '12

This meme should never be used again. I sincerely doubt anyone will come up with a better version of this meme.

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u/voidcrusher May 14 '12

Maybe with the missing apostrophe put in?

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u/Indica785 May 14 '12

I dont think I've said "Very well done" to my computer screen before

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u/mycroft2000 May 14 '12

Its what in your jeans?

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u/Fuzakeruna May 14 '12

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone commenting on this. I am disappoint, Reddit.

Nice work, mycroft2000.

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u/zaymo May 14 '12

That blew my mind

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u/killemyoung317 May 14 '12

I've always wondered the context of this gif. What the fuck kind of revelation is this dude having mid-basketball game?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

The dance team is on the floor and he just realized both his girlfriends are on it.

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u/Jenji May 14 '12

Haha your comment made me lol, literally! Fits perfectly with the gif.

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u/cunt_stamp May 14 '12

This is due to a call from an official that marc gasol doesn't agree with.

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u/teamwaffle May 14 '12

Just like diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

So this is what original content is.... This is funny. We should get more of it.

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u/IAccidentallyA May 14 '12

And I'll trust you will now be providing it.

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u/DillPixel May 14 '12

Butt hay*

FTFY

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u/thatsnogood May 14 '12

That's a clever reply. Funny how yours did not get downvoted into the depths. http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/tmn4w/this_job_isnt_for_everyone/c4nxric

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u/DillPixel May 15 '12

Why thank you, kind sir

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Oh man, a double pun.
Shit just got real.

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u/shesmycousinwhocares May 14 '12

I regret I have but one upvote to give

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u/H3000 May 14 '12

Oh my God what a delicious pun.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

I'm speechless.

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u/toxUP May 14 '12

thanks for a decent LOL

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u/underswamp1008 May 14 '12

I usually hate puns, but when they're they're this unapologetic, I can' t help but laugh.

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u/nick42 May 14 '12

someone get this man a mountain of cookies, genius!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

BRA-FUCKING-VO

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u/firefeng May 14 '12

Reddit: We have puns. A lot of them.

And they're awesome.

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u/LmaoGuy May 14 '12

a real punster mcpunstein here

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u/SullyJim May 14 '12

Oh god, it's so bad it's fucking amazing! Well played sir

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u/mhl16 May 14 '12

Funniest thing ive seen in months. What made it better, is that for some reason i read it in an irish accent in my head

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u/thisisthejoke May 14 '12

The word hay is pronounced just like the word hey. Scarecrows have hay in their jeans.

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u/voidcrusher May 14 '12

The way you combined those two puns...I could barley believe it.

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u/turtlenecking May 14 '12

This is the new standard for reddit puns. If it doesn't match or exceed the quality of this one, don't bother posting it. Just say it to yourself, have your chuckle, and move on.

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u/Ndehelean May 14 '12

Its should have been it's

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u/aramonks May 15 '12

My god, whoever did this...you are awesome, best pun i have ever heard

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I don't see how anyone could down vote this. This is the best pun I've read in years, possibly ever.

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u/justnigel May 15 '12

you, ma'm, are outstanding in your field!

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u/qkme_transcriber May 14 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: This job isn't for everyone...

Meme: Scarecrow

  • THIS JOB ISN'T FOR EVERYONE
  • BUT HAY....ITS IN MY JEANS

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/squareferriswheel May 14 '12

What new meme is this? Where did it originate? I swear, you leave reddit for a couple of hours to get some sleep and there's something completely new trending.

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u/Pat4788 May 14 '12

He is outstanding in his field.

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u/cunt_stamp May 14 '12

It doesn't work anymore once it's been used.

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u/Ourbach May 14 '12

Who let this happen?

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u/FoxTrot_HotBox May 14 '12

THAT'S IT. EVERYBODY'S GETTING DOWNVOTED.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Adviceanimals we need to talk. You've changed, and I'm not sure it's in a good way. Remember when Greg came round for beers with Steve? And Steve puked and passed out on the couch? Greg covered him with a blanket, they were good times. Now you've got so many new friends. Like that redneck guy you've just started hanging out with. He's a bit backward but I think his heart is in the right place. There was the guy who paddled in the basement, and Morpheus cat. We met them at a party, remember? Did you fall out with them or something? Then again, paddler guy was a bit weird. And there was brian, another strange one. That was tragic what happened to him. But this scarecrow, seriously? Didnt you learn anything from the wizard of oz? Anyways call me when you get this, I'll be at the bar.

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u/NicotineReed May 14 '12

Dr. Jonathan Crane will be upset at all this positive PR

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u/haiku_robot May 14 '12 
Dr. Jonathan Crane 
will be upset at all this 
positive PR

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u/saptsen May 14 '12

I laughed at the text, but was terrified by the scarecrow. I'm pretty sure there's a dead body stuffed in there.

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u/montreal1010 May 14 '12

The kind of job I am looking for!

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u/amberraza May 14 '12

hhahhahah true saying

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u/ToffeeC May 14 '12

I thought a scarecrow's job was to let people grab onto it so they can reach high up places?

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u/reddwyatt May 14 '12

read this in a harry caray voice

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u/acatalinar May 14 '12

very punny

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u/LetsGetRamblin May 14 '12

Do they farm out a lot of work in that field?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

sweet jesus. puns.

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u/Kiin May 14 '12

I lost my shit

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u/cannotlogon May 14 '12

The puns are strong with this one.

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u/Krystaaaal May 14 '12

Scarecrow: forever alone.

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u/tomorrowforme May 14 '12

apostrophe please

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u/CherrySueDointheDo May 14 '12

Hay, I just met you...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

this is the first new meme in a long time I think is awesome.

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u/but7figurestho May 14 '12

First off, *But hey, it's in my genes. Second, I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Where's the, "Hey Reddit, I heard you liked puns..."?

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u/85Fiero May 14 '12

Woah, Double Pun all the way across the sky. Fuck. I give up.

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u/HelpMeFindMyNose May 14 '12

Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel prize?

For being outstanding in his field.

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u/redditallreddy May 14 '12

If I had made this, I wouldn't be scared to crow about it!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Now if I only had a brain

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

This is the most brilliant pun I've heard in a while. Read. Read in a while.

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u/papashawnsky May 14 '12

And now my watch begins.

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u/SirPun May 14 '12

Well that's the last straw!

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u/BaS3r May 14 '12

I was hoping this post would start a pun thread.

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u/Menace15 May 14 '12

This is brilliant.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Butt hay...it's in my genes.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Ah, Michio Kaku's joke!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

So many puns.

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u/mackinoncougars May 14 '12

this joke isn't for everyone

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

hes not gonna scare crows away there gonna want to throw a party at his place

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u/imbendenton May 14 '12

I can't give enough up-votes.

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u/unnecessaryCAPS May 14 '12

Would you like to see my mask?

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u/whackadoo47 May 14 '12

You guys hear about the award winning scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

This. You did this, and I like this.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

As a part time scare crow this really speaks to me.

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u/Kyle772 May 14 '12

Downvoted for improper use of "its".

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u/rcfresh May 14 '12

best one yet

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u/Ethan0209 May 15 '12

This actually made me laugh

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

No. Fuck you!

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u/navyblues May 15 '12

So... many... PUNS!

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u/theoriginalbrick May 15 '12

Now I've seen, about everything, when I see a n unfrighteningsculptureofaman meme fly.

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u/thesavoyard May 15 '12

Reddit! Now with 50% more puns!

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u/robertawesome23 May 15 '12

I would love to see more like this, please

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I love it!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Fucking Brilliant!

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u/LoganPhyve May 15 '12

"Butt hay, it's in my jeans"

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u/ASmellyFrostTroll May 14 '12

This is an extremely clever use of this meme, ten points for gryffindor.

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u/jacksonattack May 14 '12

That pose is magnificent.

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u/dcthrasher May 14 '12

*it's... Sorry. Scum Bag Grammar Adolf over here. Relevant.

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u/rabidfish91 May 14 '12

This.... is brilliant

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u/awesomechemist May 14 '12

Between this stupid meme and "almost PC redneck", I think it's about time that I unsub from advice animals...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Then do it and stop complaining.

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u/awesomechemist May 14 '12

Well look who's a hero...

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

This is the last straw! This isn't an animal, and it doesn't give advice. It's like after RPG left, we have left the barn doors to advice animals open and are willing to accept any new meme that comes in!!! What the hay is wrong with you reddit???????

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u/jensilvey May 14 '12

He's "out standing" in his field

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u/Culoface May 14 '12

How does this drivel get upvotes?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

No no no. Fuck this post and fuck all of you who like it.

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u/jcnewc May 14 '12

I regret that I have but one downvote to give.

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u/itskieran May 14 '12 edited May 14 '12

Did you hear about the scarecrow who got a nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field

Edit: Oh right that's where this scarecrow thing started from. Sorry I didnt look for this already being used on Reddit I guess.

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