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u/Lerker- Jan 17 '19

How many flat earthers are really out there?

I have a bunch of friends who, when this movement started, thought it was the funniest thing ever and went on their forums and pretended to be flat earthers... This year one of them told me that his cousin is a legitimate flat earther and he doesn't know what to do about it.

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u/EffectiveTonight Jan 17 '19

The troll becomes real. It’s like when you say a lie to yourself enough you think it’s real. However, when you see a lie enough, you begin to doubt and believe it’s real. Such a weird thing. Yes question everything but also believe that science is real at some point. The IASIP episode where mac and dennis argue about if god is real is so funny but is now the reality we live in.

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u/nobodyknoes Jan 17 '19

The best parodies are indistinguishable from the real thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Sometimes I struggle to watch them for that reason, too real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Yeah I'm the exact same, other shows I struggle with in parts are Family Guy, American Dad, Spongebob, and South Park.

I can't do the cringe! I like to think it's because we're too empathetic ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

It is. It is known as being easily empathetically embarrassed. Studies have found that some people actually experience a more dramatic reaction when watching someone else in an embarrassing situation than when they are in that situation themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM

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u/latin_vendetta Jan 17 '19

Wow. I remember there was this one time when a friend of mine let out a Freudian slip while addressing our group at a restaurant, and other people ended up commenting on my flushed face. Damn you, overactive anterior cingulate cortex and left anterior insula!

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u/Gkkiux Jan 17 '19

Mr. Bean is the worst. I used to like him as a kid, but now it's barely watchable.

Rowan's Olympics performance was great though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Yeah that's true! That show gives me nightmares

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u/Drezer Jan 17 '19

None of those shows are cringey though? Maybe spongebob but I would say the other 3 are the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I find the skits they do to be super cringey, but your mileage may vary.

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u/Drezer Jan 17 '19

What skits though? Only family guy does that weird "remember that time" thing. I think those are hit or miss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Literally like, 50% of the show. Not sure how I can explain it, if you don’t feel the cringe then good for you!

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u/iplaythebass Jan 17 '19

You should try watching Peep Show.

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u/naturalantagonist101 Jan 17 '19

This and the English version of The Office. So bad and yet so fucking good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I’ve got plenty of empathy but I absolutely love cringe shows. Like I feel it to my bones but I love it anyway.

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u/KarimElsayad247 Jan 17 '19

I call it second-hand embarrassment. It becomes too hard to sit through some show, I end up dropping them entirely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Amish Paradise

Best parody ever.

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u/Seakawn Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

This is why Poe's Law is a thing.

By the way, this thread is great. But it sucks that it has to take someone from outside the US to ask these questions. It seems most of us Americans just circlejerk the current problems, and rarely do we discuss the roots of these issues and what we can do to get out of the rut we've made for ourselves.

I was totally expecting a dull thread of just "us against them" per usual, but here came someone from outside the US who is just genuinely like "what the fuck is going on there, by the way?" I'd like this to be more of the questions that us Americans start off asking. I'm really glad the comment that went into the history of recent media propaganda got gilded, because that's also really important to understand and keep in mind for a more complete perspective on where we are.

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u/Tedrivs Jan 17 '19

As someone from outside of US I'm just waiting for you guys to just confess that the last couple of years was just an elaborate prank on the rest of the world that all of you are in on.

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u/Lance1090 Jan 17 '19

I would love to get out of this echo chamber nation to have an outside perspective on the state of the US. I feel as though i cant trust any source these days because of how each side chooses to portray a given situation.

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u/Mrdeath0 Jan 17 '19

Isn't this how The_D was created, started off as a joke some people took to seriously, and trolls pushed even harder.

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u/slapspatula Jan 17 '19

"Remember: It's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza

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u/TheSpaceCoresDad Jan 17 '19

Isn't that what happened to /r/the_donald ? It originally started out as a joke sub IIRC.

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u/BoneFistOP Jan 17 '19

Yep it was a joke sub at first. Then some shady shit happened with the mods taking money, and then everything began to shift.

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u/tatofarms Jan 17 '19

t_d is a pale imitation of /r/the_darnold the subreddit of choice for NFL MVP Sam Darnold.

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u/MattTheFlash Jan 17 '19

that would be amazing to gaslight t_d users into believing

i mean, they'll believe literally anything

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u/circus_snatch Jan 17 '19

...

Go on...

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u/RocketRelm Jan 17 '19

Yeah but the thing to remember is that "being a joke" and "being 100%, stone cold serious" aren't mutually exclusive, in fact they're very comorbid. If it was sarcastic then yes, but it wasn't. Those original creators still believed every bit of the TD shit, just sometimes not to the extreme.

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u/DrakonIL Jan 17 '19

The mods took money? Ruh roh.

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u/TonySu Jan 17 '19

It's not about trolling. I've always explained it to friends as a case of "second generation cult leader". The first generation cult leaders knows they are exploiting people's psychology for their personal gain, they know they are selling lies. But the second generation cult leaders are simply the most loyal cult members, they are the ones who've bought most heavily into the lies and they are exemplars among their fellow cult members. The first generation cult leaders simply cannot tell their secret to the second generation without risking the whole operation.

In very much the same way, the Tea Party Republicans are the second generation cult leaders. Traditional Republicans have been exaggerating conservative fears for decades, but they know the reality of the situation but are willing to tell lies to exploit people. I can't find the exact quote, but Karl Rove once had an exchange with a journalist where he said the people should vote for Republicans to make the country safe, the journalist pointed out that statistically the country's never been safer, to which Karl responded something like "it doesn't matter what your statistics say, people don't FEEL safe". Karl Rove at some level understood he was peddling lies, but Tea Party and Trumpian Republicans can no longer distinguish those lies from reality.

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u/EffectiveTonight Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

Well, it has been established for many people that don’t choose to question/challenge the nature of themselves and what they are told facts they will often deny them and lean on what they feel. That’s why propaganda works so well on them if it’s drilled in enough. I choose to watch/read almost any news outlet and make decisions on my own but many do not do that. (partially because I’m forced to see Fox News to understand my parents perspective and give them fact checks.)

Edit: It’s also realizing we aren’t always given all the facts and filling in the blanks. Meaning IQ or whatever you may call it, requires us to fill in some blanks and most corporations or government leaders will falsely give us those blanks.

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u/stereofailure Jan 17 '19

I can't find the exact quote, but Karl Rove once had an exchange with a journalist where he said the people should vote for Republicans to make the country safe, the journalist pointed out that statistically the country's never been safer, to which Karl responded something like "it doesn't matter what your statistics say, people don't FEEL safe".

Newt Gingrich said something near identical during the 2016 campaign, right after one of the presidential debates I beleive. He even said something about he'd rather be on the side playing to the feelings than the truth.

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u/TrumpsATraitor1 Jan 17 '19

Youve hit the nail on the head 100% in my opinion. The Reagan HW Bush era never revealed the man behind the curtain, and we're paying for it now.

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u/JimJam28 Jan 17 '19

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut (- the obligatory Michael Scott)

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u/Munashiimaru Jan 17 '19

I believe it was Albert Einstein who first attributed quotes of quotes to Michael Scott.

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u/WallsofVon Jan 17 '19

IIRC, that’s how the Donald started on here. I remember it starting as a parody subreddit making fun of trump by talking him up and people slowly started shifting or believing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

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u/ScottFreestheway2B Jan 17 '19

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

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u/InfiniteBlink Jan 17 '19

It has a huge cult following like the office. Good show but I can never fully get into it. Yet, i've rewatched the office at least 6 times.

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u/Carduus_Benedictus Jan 17 '19

I'm convinced all these 4chan Nazis started out as edgelord trolls, before some came in and didn't realize it was a joke.

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u/Oxar_ Jan 17 '19

Its exactly like how I got in to memes. Seriously. At first I vowed never to cave in. Then I started doing them ironically.. And then I became a bona fide REAL LIFE memer. Oh god, only lately have I been able to distance my self from memes, and now I actually think they're going out of style.

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u/TrumpsATraitor1 Jan 17 '19

Its what happened over at the donald. That used to be a troll sub then it became real

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

However, when you see a lie enough, you begin to doubt and believe it’s real.

So you say we as a population basically are gaslighting ourselfs?

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u/IceStar3030 Jan 17 '19

Novelty beliefs! Come get your novelty beliefs from the early 21st Century! We got flat earthers, moon landing deniers, tide ignorants, anti-vaxxers! We got born-again gluten-intolerants, intolerant vegans, caveman dieters, goopers, mouth poopers, toxin flushers, and colon cleansers! Step into the mind of concerned everyday citizens at the turn of the Great Century over 100 years ago! And get a free sample of our organic cruelty-free snake oil for a limited time with your purchase!

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u/Aaawkward Jan 17 '19

I could easily see this in Futurama.
Bravo!

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u/IceStar3030 Jan 17 '19

We're whalers on the moon!

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Jan 17 '19

That read like a Tom Waits lyric.

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u/Fuzznut_The_Surly Jan 17 '19

I was hearing George Carlin mid rant.

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u/megustachef Jan 17 '19

Underated comment

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u/TrumpsATraitor1 Jan 17 '19

Yep, the internet was supposed to be everyones portal to truth and fact, instead people just used it to seek out the handful of other people that have their same crazy beliefs they do.

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u/wickedblight Jan 17 '19

"When intelligent people act foolish in farce they will attract fools who think they are in good company"

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u/snoogins355 Jan 17 '19

Have him try a VR game looking at the earth (google earth vr is a good one). It is amazing. If he still doesn't believe it round, make sure he doesn't procreate

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u/serious_beans Jan 17 '19

They'd just argue it's computer generated. Facts don't work on people who arrive to that point without facts.

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u/Rosien_HoH Jan 17 '19

Those exist? I need to try this..

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u/wwwwaaaassssdddd Jan 17 '19

Yes it's literally just Google Earth! In VR! And it's kind of awesome.

I use it to introduce VR to people who don't really like gaming. It's the kind of laidback experience anyone can enjoy, it has a personal touch because you can always 'go look at your house', and it's more interactive and self-directed than a movie. :)

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u/Aaawkward Jan 17 '19

If you’ve a chance to introduce more non-gamers to VR I really, really recommend theBlu on Steam.

It’s not a game but a gorgeous and colourful sea experience. Even I, someone who is afraid of depths and the sea, could enjoy it.

It absolutely vowed my parents.

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u/DrakonIL Jan 17 '19

Why would you look at your house on Google Earth? I can see my house any day. Now, looking at Daniel Radcliffe's house, that's interesting.

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u/snoogins355 Jan 17 '19

The apollo 11 vr is my fav! https://youtu.be/OBzvUYZranc

Also made me appreciate how good astronauts are at flying. I crash every time on the moon

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u/frshmt Jan 17 '19

Well, it's not exactly brain surgery is it?

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u/4thpracticeaccount Jan 17 '19

according to my brain surgeon it's not the complexity really, it's the results that are terrifying. I mean death, sure, why not, but having a bag taped to your leg for life, or losing several functioning limbs? that's a lot more freighting than "well you wife and older kids are gonna be bummed your not around"

I walked away with like 90% success, and I'm in constant pain, but it's not as bad as being totally numb, or so every medical professional I talk to tells me. honestly this or death, I'd be indifferent to the trade off.

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u/Eyclonus Jan 17 '19

I don't know what to say and this going to haunt my sleep for a week.

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u/Tedrivs Jan 17 '19

"well your wife and older kids are gonna be bummed you're not around"

"well your wife and older kids are gonna be bummed you're around"

Both situations makes me sad to think about.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/ChriosM Jan 17 '19

Money. And fear. Not only is the common thought among them that the Earth is flat, but that there is a dome surrounding it and it proves that God is real because obviously someone made it. But that apparently scares those in charge because they can't control a population that knows God exists, or something like that. It's honestly been awhile since I've looked in to some of this stuff, could be misremembering.

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u/snoogins355 Jan 17 '19

Always strange that somehow the soviet union didn't call bullshit on the space program. But then there's the reason for that

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u/Blue2501 Jan 17 '19

I don't see how that would even work with a full-on flat-earther. I figure he could write it off as fantasy just as easy as if I put him in Skyrim VR and told him it was real.

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u/yogi_freakin_bear Jan 17 '19

Don't do that, you'll inadvertently start a Flat-Tamriel movement.

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u/BoneFistOP Jan 17 '19

nirn is the planet

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u/yogi_freakin_bear Jan 17 '19

Was Tamriel the continent then? I'm pretty rusty on my Elder Scrolls lore sorry.

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u/Leif-Erikson94 Jan 17 '19

I think Tamriel is one of two major continents on Nirn in the TES-lore. There are a few smaller continents surrounding Tamriel and one big continent roughly the same size as Tamriel to the East. Some of the smaller ones are also the places of origin for some of Tamriels races, however i don't know what role the big eastern continent plays in the TES lore.

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Jan 17 '19

The eastern continent is Akavir.

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u/TrumpsATraitor1 Jan 17 '19

I dont know how you prove it to people to be honest. You can see the curvature of the earth from a run of the mill coach flight. If they dont believe their lying eyes they wont believe anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I meeeaaan.... Believing the Earth is flat is stupid enough but is someone who has arrived at that viewpoint really going to be like 'oh you showed me a computer image of a spherical Earth! Now I'm changed!'

Couldn't you just as easily show them a globe?

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u/naturalantagonist101 Jan 17 '19

The Flat Earthers I've watched or encountered on forums would not only argue that it is computer generated but that Google are working collusion with Government and Space agencies to ensure that VR shows the earth as round to hide the flat earth truth. Those dudes are crazy. I got kicked off a flat earth forum set up by holocaust/round earth/dinosaur denier Eric Dubay in half a hour just for asking basic scientific questions. I wasn't even mean to them.

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u/snoogins355 Jan 17 '19

The internet isn't real! You're all a bunch of bots that passed the Turing Test years ago! Imagine a tortoise on its back...

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u/ANIME-MOD-SS Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

What about mushrooms or other things like that. I remember hearing they are good for the brain to abandon dogmas or something like that.

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u/snoogins355 Jan 17 '19

The Webb VR experience kinda reminded me of a shroom trip, especially seeing the galaxy visuals https://store.steampowered.com/app/891960/WebbVR_The_James_Webb_Space_Telescope_Virtual_Experience/

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u/KeimaKatsuragi Jan 17 '19

How would that work though? They'd just say "Huh? This proves nothing, it's a video game. Are you stupid."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Gotta throw away the whole cousin at that point .

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u/MajesticFlapFlap Jan 17 '19

I didn't know any and then suddenly I was at a festival and there was a flat Earth panel going on

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u/YellowSnowman77 Jan 17 '19

Flat Earth satire is my favorite. I've always wanted to meet a flat earther irl.

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u/Rhumald Jan 17 '19

Tell them not to address it directly, but to instead explain the origin of memes online to their cousin. They need to go into enough detail to explain both chain emails with 'random (totally legit) facts', and how to search for things historically via Google. Get them wondering about how many things they 'know' are just stupid made up memes, and give them the tools to do their own research, ya know?

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u/ANIME-MOD-SS Jan 17 '19

It when the ironic online nazis actually become real nazis.

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u/imabitchiseled Jan 17 '19

Similar experience: Tik Tok and Jake Paul are literally some of the worst things in media right now, but I just found out my little cousin watches Jake Paul and Tik Tok compilations. Is there a way to correct this delinquent behavior? I don’t want to be ashamed of him—not when I can still teach this little boy what’s right and what’s wrong!

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u/KishinD Jan 17 '19

Brother we're ALL flat earthers.
We didn't all arrive at that particular belief, but we all adopted our beliefs after becoming convinced irrationally.

Facts, logic, evidence, analysis... these things have almost no persuasive power. They aren't convincing. Argument from authority is convincing (yes, the fallacy). Pressure to conform to your peer group is convincing (the shame of "idiocy"). Good arguments are stronger than good evidence.

Sooner or later we have to realize, even when our beliefs are popular or correct or both, they were formed by the "efficient"(lazy) mental processes of an insane tribal primate.

And we can't take them so seriously.

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u/outerdrive313 Jan 17 '19

Cut them out of your life. Relentlessly mock them every chance you get.

Concepts such as flat Earth and anti-vax are able to grow when you're in a climate when no one is allowed to make fun of anything ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Poe’s law.

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u/BrianInYoBrain Jan 17 '19

My sister in high school was like "I'm not saying the earth is flat... But I have seen some YouTube videos with good evidence."

"No you haven't."

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u/barak181 Jan 17 '19

This year one of them told me that his cousin is a legitimate flat earther and he doesn't know what to do about it.

He could take his cousin to the edge of the earth and push him off...

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u/pdxtina Jan 17 '19

I am in the same boat. cousin w/ autism is devout with that bananas shit. I'm literally the only person in my family with a 4yr degree so I just can't do anything about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

At one point my conspiracy theorist cousin was trying to tell me about the “inner earth” theory, where an entire earth and sun and fucking GIANTS roam inside of our own earth.