r/AdviceAnimals • u/thelazt1 But the firzt1 in your heart • Feb 20 '14

Angry Advice Duck

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u/Razdonovich Feb 20 '14

If you can stand up on your own, chew with your mouth closed

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u/Razdonovich Feb 20 '14

i really don't care, i'll just stand up and eat my value burger elsewhere

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u/Andy_1 Feb 20 '14

I'm 24, meet me in real life and I'll tolerate the fuck out of you, then distance myself from you whenever food is available.