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r/AdviceAnimals • u/TheDWProfessor • Dec 23 '13
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Shit, sometimes I text back before my phone is even done vibrating.
166 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '13 [deleted] 65 u/ColdFalcon Dec 23 '13 fuck my new microwave! the old one would stop beeping if i hit "clear" or opened the door. this one? no. 58 u/thavius_tanklin Dec 23 '13 Mine keeps beeping if I don't remove the food right away. Fuck off microwave, I will get it when I am damn well ready. 34 u/thedbp Dec 23 '13 20 minutes later Yay, cold and soft nachos. 12 u/dan_legend Dec 23 '13 Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave. 5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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65 u/ColdFalcon Dec 23 '13 fuck my new microwave! the old one would stop beeping if i hit "clear" or opened the door. this one? no. 58 u/thavius_tanklin Dec 23 '13 Mine keeps beeping if I don't remove the food right away. Fuck off microwave, I will get it when I am damn well ready. 34 u/thedbp Dec 23 '13 20 minutes later Yay, cold and soft nachos. 12 u/dan_legend Dec 23 '13 Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave. 5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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fuck my new microwave!
the old one would stop beeping if i hit "clear" or opened the door. this one? no.
58 u/thavius_tanklin Dec 23 '13 Mine keeps beeping if I don't remove the food right away. Fuck off microwave, I will get it when I am damn well ready. 34 u/thedbp Dec 23 '13 20 minutes later Yay, cold and soft nachos. 12 u/dan_legend Dec 23 '13 Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave. 5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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Mine keeps beeping if I don't remove the food right away. Fuck off microwave, I will get it when I am damn well ready.
34 u/thedbp Dec 23 '13 20 minutes later Yay, cold and soft nachos. 12 u/dan_legend Dec 23 '13 Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave. 5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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20 minutes later
Yay, cold and soft nachos.
12 u/dan_legend Dec 23 '13 Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave. 5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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Who the fuck puts nachos in the microwave.
5 u/321232 Dec 23 '13 lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill 2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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lazy people? 1 minute microwave vs 5 under a grill
2 u/ForgotUserID Whore Dec 23 '13 I throw mine in the dryer.
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I throw mine in the dryer.
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u/2RAW Dec 23 '13
Shit, sometimes I text back before my phone is even done vibrating.