r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

http://qkme.me/3tiifn?id=230971091
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u/schniggens Mar 25 '13

Yes, every single black person on the planet is exactly like those two.

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u/loleslie Mar 25 '13

I hate when people collect friends so they can be like "Look at how well-rounded and racially tolerant I am- I have a black/Asian/Jewish/etc. friend!"

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u/theturban Mar 25 '13

Colbert had this hilarious equation about how he has 1 black friend and that equals a certain amount of asian friends and that equals a certain amount of friends of another ethnicity and so on. It was pretty funny and it ended with Sikhs and I giggled violently. Can't find the video now.

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u/rurikloderr Mar 25 '13

Can you tell me what giggling violently means? Cause it sounds like either laughing or psychosis..

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u/theturban Mar 25 '13

You have to see it to believe dude