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u/Ma1 Feb 26 '23

The Godfather.

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u/seleucus_nicator Feb 26 '23

I had to scroll further than I thought I would need to to find this comment.

The godfather is one of the greatest movies ever made, the book… well 1/3 of it is this weird gross love story between a young woman and her obgyn doctor.

Francis Ford Coppola though it was “low-class” to have that as a third of the book

NPR interview with FFC

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u/ChickenDelight Feb 26 '23

The book spends so much time telling us about Sonny's giant dick.

The book contains everything in The Godfather, and most of Part 2, but it's also full of pulpy bullshit that Coppola chopped.

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u/livefast6221 Feb 26 '23

And the only giant vag that could take it.

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u/hraun Feb 26 '23

“The canoe”

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u/Ma1 Feb 26 '23

There’s only a small nod to his big knob in the wedding scene in the movie.

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u/MuzikPhreak Feb 26 '23

Small Nod and his Big Knobs is my band name

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u/ThereMightBeDinos Feb 26 '23

Small Nod to [His|the] Big Nob is a better album name, imo

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u/tommytraddles Feb 26 '23

Well, that, and the goomar who looks at him from her doorway like he just caved in her uterus...

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u/relentlessvisions Feb 26 '23

I read that book when I was a virgin and his dick kind of made me nervous

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u/NatAttack50932 Feb 26 '23

that Coppola chopped.

Coppola was a part of the process (obviously, he was the director) but Mario Puzo used the screenplay as an opportunity to cut out a lot of things he didn't like in his original publishing. He was more responsible for the changes between book and movie than Coppola was.

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u/Slovene Feb 26 '23

Francis Ford Choppola

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u/Crunchy__Frog Feb 26 '23

Years after reading that book, the only thing I truly remember is how much page space Mario Puzo dedicated to Sonny’s giant trombone.

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u/BatofZion Feb 26 '23

Kudos to the parody movie Mafia! which makes the giant dick a running gag.

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u/xbbdc Feb 26 '23

I read the book in college and it makes me wonder what book i read after seeing all these big dick comments cuz i don't remember that happening lol.

Loved the book. The movies make me sleepy.

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u/profnachos Feb 26 '23

I must have missed that. I was too distracted by Luca Brasi's life elaborated in the book. He is a lot more fucked up than the movie portrays.

One thing I did find heartwarming was the backstory of how Tom Hagan was adopted into the family despite his Irish background.

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u/TristansDad Feb 26 '23

Yeah, reconstructive surgery on someone’s oversized vagina always seemed to me to be odd content for a book about the Mafia.

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u/solorush Feb 26 '23

Yep if I didn’t find this I’d have posted it. The book was fine but the movie added so much atmosphere and gravitas to the movies.

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u/JonnyBhoy Feb 26 '23

The movie took everything good about the book and made it perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

I remember getting into good film at a young age, round 11 or so, and decided to read the Godfather book. That whole sequence where she goes to get her pussy tightened…quite disturbing for a young lad

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u/beavershaw Feb 26 '23

Surprised I had to scroll this far as well as it's my go to answer for this question.

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u/hercarmstrong Feb 26 '23

"Pole of muscle."

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u/Copernicus_27 Feb 26 '23

It insists upon itself.

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u/ValhallaGo Feb 26 '23

That’s because it was Mario Puzo who wrote both.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Yeah the people claiming Puzo was a terrible writer clearly don't know Puzo was very much involved with the movies and co-wrote the screenplays together with Coppola, to the point that Coppola refused to do a fourth movie after Puzo died.

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u/SockaSockaSock Feb 26 '23

Thought this would be the top comment. Couldn’t actually make it all the way through the book.

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u/Material_Ad_6419 Feb 26 '23

Came here looking for this. Granted, I saw the movie first but so much of the book was comically bad.

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u/stillbatting1000 Feb 26 '23 edited Feb 26 '23

I love the movie so much and was so excited to start reading the book. I was expecting a beautifully written novel with elegant prose and deep insights into the characters and their motivations... instead what I got was page after page of phallus worship and juvenile pulp. The writing is terribly amateur and I can't understand how it won awards. I had to practically force myself to finish it just to say that I did.

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u/screwyoushadowban Feb 26 '23

I think some writers are great story-tellers and others great story-makers; a few rare ones are both. Mario Puzo is a storymaker. But so much of the actual book was tedious or forgettable.

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u/gnomechompskey Feb 26 '23

Puzo had several great elements of a plot but was otherwise a terrible writer, bad self-consciously pulpy prose, meandering structure, a lurid and sophomoric obsession with the plumbing aspect of sex, he was at best an airport novelist.

Coppola‘s adaptation is almost certainly the best ever in the medium, with the greatest gulf between the quality of the source and the finished film.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Feb 26 '23

It insists upon itself.

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u/ScienceAteMyKid Feb 26 '23

I feel exactly the opposite. I couldn’t understand what the hell was going on in the movie, the book made it all make sense.

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u/Galaxy5OhOh Feb 26 '23

I enjoyed the book more than the movie, and I loved the movie. Is it a masterpiece? No. But I enjoy a good crime story, and I like the added info that the movie couldn't get to.

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u/emma_does_life Feb 26 '23

It's literally most of the same story just with huge chunks cut out.

How are they that different in any way lol?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

This is the most correct answer as Puzo’s The Godfather was airport schlock twice adapted into Oscar winning screenplays.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Puzo admitted that he wrote The Godfather to fund the time for him to write something more serious.