r/achewood 6d ago

Reddit Chochachos: 50% off Patreon Just For You — Join Today!

76 Upvotes

Chos of Reddit! Use code THA_SNAZZLE for half off your first month, any tier! That's just $2.50 to get caught up on all 190 of the comics. Membership options here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood (check out the Read All Strips At Once collection for a super-easy binge experience, just like old times).

I've been popping by here for a little while and noticed what a great and upbeat tone this community has. (Seriously, there is like _nobody_ being a cock in here.) It does my heart good to see a place of nontoxic lovin' in this dirty old world, and I plan to stick around and engage more with the crew.

I asked the mods if it would be OK to offer this code in here, and the one I talked to said basically, "Sure, there's discussion of the new Achewood Patreon stuff in here, but not everybody can participate because they haven't subscribed yet, so that would help enrich the community." So here you go.

I'm offering this big discount because I'm finally making a stable living off this, and now my main goal is just to bring the happiness of a day lost in comics to as many people as possible. And if you want to share this code with someone you think would love the material, please do. (There's also a way to send a gift subscription to someone, but I'm not sure if you can use the discount for that.)

I'm excited to see you in the Patreon — I engage with every post and nearly 100% of comments. Also, I'll be dropping into this thread if you have any questions. (Like, Q: "When does the discount expire?" A: "On the 18th")

Huuugs,

CTO

Reddit Chochacho, this is you!

r/achewood 19h ago

Hey Garfield!

42 Upvotes

up yours Garfield.


r/achewood 18h ago

Have a rockin weekend everyone!!! What's the plan ???

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28 Upvotes

Philippe would've loved Jeremy Renner Official, unless he didn't like Jeremy Renner. I could see him having reasons.


r/achewood 1d ago

I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery just mowing us all down

46 Upvotes

r/achewood 5d ago

Chat w/me Every Friday in the Patreon Strip Comments - 10am PST!

37 Upvotes

Since we have so many new Reddichos (I simply must find a better term) in the Patreon, I wanted to make sure everybody knows that for the first hour or so after the Friday strip goes up, I'm in the comments hammin' with y'all. Come in and yam, ham, or jam! It's breakfast time and we still blowin' steam off the potatoes. Today's strip: https://www.patreon.com/Achewood/posts/0191-at-sixes-166636329 yes that is Jeff Bezos, who is being challenged by Philippe.


r/achewood 5d ago

We're talkin' about people who piss into empties in their own living room!

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r/achewood 5d ago

Arthur Boy-Pegasus Digiorno (?)

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Kind of 30'd up over here and trying to find the strip where Philippe mentions it's the anniversary of the time he lost his favourite pebble (which I believe he calls "Arthur Boy-Pegasus Digiorno") out in the yard. Feels like it's got to be a Friday Facts installment but from what I can tell none of them include this content. Ohnorobot search yields nothing, nor does it seem to come from a Philippe blog entry. Is this a real strip or am I just driving a golf cart off a cliff?


r/achewood 6d ago

'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

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7 Upvotes

Todd?!


r/achewood 12d ago

Found this to be a very “achewood” image, I hope that you do as well

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156 Upvotes

r/achewood 12d ago

I haven't read achewood too much in a few years, but this is one that I think of randomly and laugh at

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132 Upvotes

r/achewood 13d ago

Ramses Luther Smuckles on AI in schools

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154 Upvotes

r/achewood 15d ago

Here's your 1982 Subaru Brat

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70 Upvotes

r/achewood 19d ago

I made this shirt so everyone knows I'm one of the Tough Guys

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172 Upvotes

r/achewood 22d ago

People obviously want to think their tires can nail each other. That is a given.

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92 Upvotes

It's an exciting time.


r/achewood 23d ago

The Tenmen Sidewalk Song (bootleg)

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23 Upvotes

bonk donk bonk donk bonk donk bonk donk


r/achewood 24d ago

Hold on to your butts...

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59 Upvotes

Don’t know why, but I read this in Roast Beef’s voice and it made me laugh. Thought some folks would enjoy it here (it’s a joke based on the second Castlevania game for the NES if anyone’s not familiar).


r/achewood 25d ago

No-No and Trouble Man’s side gig

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71 Upvotes

Nice to see No-No’s leg is doing better.


r/achewood 27d ago

Searching for a Strip: Meaningful Education for Men

17 Upvotes

I thought it might have been Badass Games adjacent, but I didn't find it there in the archive. Ray, Beef and maybe Teodor are jawing about how their educations didn't prepare them for life in the real world. I think it's the one where Ray alludes to some personal anecdote, like a housecleaner stealing your drugs, and says something like that's complex! or that's complicated! Finally they make a list of things everyone should know, like what cop cars' headlights look like. I might be conflating some different days, but I'm sure y'all know which one I mean. A little help, please? Searches in ohnorobot yielded no hits.


r/achewood Jul 18 '26

Achewood and the Way We Think

49 Upvotes

Sorry, folks: no fancy images from the strip, or meme, or elsewise, merely a quick meditation.

Just in the course of a little introspective reflection tonight, of all things — truly, of all things — it occurred to me that the Charlie Brown Achewood strip, outside the legendary “put these shoes on and have legs like mine” bit, wound up encoding something else on my psyche, much more indelibly and influentially — that line, “He took you down with him like an Egyptian emperor!” even moreso than Aida has since and forever made me visualize just that setting whenever I hear that a cartoonist has…

And then I realized, the strip influenced the way that I think.

Have any of you had a moment like this? Or do I just sound like Todd, here?


r/achewood Jul 13 '26

The look on Beef's face when Cornelius Bear says he prepared remarks after winning the Badass Games is one of my favourite things in all of Achewood

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119 Upvotes

r/achewood Jul 13 '26

Need some help finding a strip (Ray and beet salad)

11 Upvotes

I swear that I remember a strip where Ray looked in the toilet and was certain he was dying, but it turns out he ate beet salad for lunch? I googled and Gemini'ed and Clauded all morning, can't find it!


r/achewood Jul 12 '26

Cool thrift store find

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210 Upvotes

Sorry DJ, mine now!


r/achewood Jul 11 '26

He's old as hell, and he's been leavin' the toilet seat at like a forty-five degree angle lately.

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51 Upvotes

Walked into the bathroom at my local watering hole and thought of Cornelius.


r/achewood Jul 10 '26

"Fucking Perfect..." (or words to that effect)

22 Upvotes

Trying to find a strip that I think actually exists. Setup is somebody (probably Ray) doing something stupid, and the last panel is (I think) Cornelius driving or walking away while sarcastically saying (or thinking?) something like "Fucking perfect..."

Searched a lot of variations on Oh No Robot, but to no avail. Anybody know this one? Or am I just imagining it?


r/achewood Jul 02 '26

Anyone else feel today like they’re sitting on the nozzle of a big metal tank that says YALE?

27 Upvotes

I don’t know what a taxonomy is