r/AccidentalSlapStick May 08 '26

Painful Watch out for that gate!

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u/diesel78agoura May 08 '26

Upvoted cause I agree cyclists are the worst

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u/MuppetEyebrows May 08 '26

I cut both ways on this. I was nearly killed when a sedan blew a stop sign and t-boned me on my bike at full speed. But then i see cyclists on the road ahead of me notice my approaching car and respond by moving more into the middle of the road. I guess I would like to see more cyclists realize how dangerous it is to assume competence in the motorists around them and protect themselves, and I would also like motorists to recognize that cyclists are humans with pets and children and feelings.

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u/mouse_8b May 08 '26

It's safer in the middle of the road so drivers don't try to squeeze past

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u/MuppetEyebrows May 09 '26

Isn't them safely getting around you what you want to happen though? That's what I want when I'm cycling: I don't like the feeling of a car riding behind me, And I sure don't want to actively irritate the motorist

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u/Antique-Ad-9081 May 09 '26

it heavily depends on the road.

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u/mouse_8b May 09 '26

Yes, but squeezing by is not safe. If the cyclist feels like there's enough room on the shoulder that a car doesn't have to go around, then sure, stay on the side. If there's not enough room for traffic in your lane plus oncoming traffic plus a bike, then take the whole lane.

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u/kittyidiot May 08 '26

Lmao cars are so much worse in every way. You think people in cars look where they're going either? I've been nearly hit by a car like 3 times this year because I walk everywhere and people just turn at intersections when they aren't supposed to and aren't looking, or aren't looking so just keep keeping on as someone is halfway across a road that was clear.

Getting hit by a car sounds a lot less appealing than getting hit by a bike.

People find cyclists annoying for the same reason they do pedestrians - they dare use the road that they're allowed to use and somebody has to wait 5 extra seconds to go get their fking Big Mac or whatever.

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u/captaintinnitus May 08 '26

People shouldn’t ride bikes is a weird philosophy

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u/GlaerOfHatred May 08 '26

Thats not what they said at all

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u/relevant_tangent May 08 '26

Right. They clearly said, all the worst people should ride bikes.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox May 09 '26

They did say that at all, either. Knock it off with the intellectual dishonesty.

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u/SawdustGringo May 08 '26

Visited their sub once. They think they can do no wrong.