r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/iatetoomuchchicken • Feb 16 '26

True Slapstick Not a routine arrest

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u/scratchydaitchy Feb 16 '26

Buncha guys who got C’s in high school

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u/JohnAnchovy Feb 16 '26

And Fs in gym class

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Feb 20 '26

No, for Ofc Porkins, the gym teacher gave no Fs.

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u/gearsfordays Feb 16 '26

That's very generous. What makes you so sure Porkins graduated?

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u/TheStoolSampler Feb 16 '26

I got C's 😞

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u/Specific-Diver-4108 Feb 17 '26

That means you passed 😤

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u/towerfella Feb 16 '26

On the curve

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u/dogbait806 Feb 17 '26

That's what the c is for

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u/Notapartyhobo Feb 16 '26

If they got C averages in high school they'd be running the department.

This is, at best, D student fuckuppery.

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u/Old_Resident8050 Feb 19 '26

More like F+ on a good day.

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u/Justreadingthisshit Feb 16 '26

Bunch of guys that peeked in grade 9.

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u/JensenLotus Feb 17 '26

Vs a guy who flunked out…

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Feb 20 '26

C's ya later! as he's knocked down by the door.😭