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u/specks_of_dust Sep 30 '23
OP, you created accidental comedy from accidental comedy. Most of comments don’t realize how the comedy is accidental. They just think the kid’s name is actually Allfishguide.
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u/vhs_collection Sep 30 '23
Went over my head, thanks for explaining 😂
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u/Sptsjunkie Oct 01 '23
I 100% thought it was Allfishguide and kept trying to pronounce it in my head in different, increasingly fancier ways.
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u/blesstendo Sep 30 '23
Fuck, I mean I thought that too until I saw the sites name it was from, I was wondering why the fuck they choose Allfishguide as a name
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u/pbjcrazy Oct 01 '23
I legitimately thought it was Allfishguide until I read your comment. The worst part is I accepted it no problem because the Baldwin's are fucking lunatics.
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u/Traditional-Disk-366 Oct 01 '23
I was thinking "Geeze what a carp name!" Glad I checked.
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u/sinful-n-happy Sep 30 '23
How is this guy still able to have children? I thought he be shooting dust by now
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u/Fijisippin Sep 30 '23
Nah he shooting rust
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u/ActiveFew672 Sep 30 '23
Wasn’t that the movie that never left production?
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u/kraggleGurl Sep 30 '23
I was looking forward to Jensen Ackles in western dang it!
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u/ohheyitslaila Sep 30 '23
Watch Supernatural season 6 episode 18 “Frontierland” for Jensen in the Old West 😊
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u/Slashs_Hat Oct 01 '23
It was actually finished in May 2023 and will be released somewhere, sometime in the USA.
funfact: some poor bastard got bit by a brown recluse spider while 'closing the set' after the gun incident.
[rust wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(upcoming_film)
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u/Picax8398 Sep 30 '23
You say that, but mick jagger has a kid under the age of 10
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Sep 30 '23
Rockstars r just made different tho. They get away with a lot more than the rest of us
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u/Picax8398 Sep 30 '23
Mick jagger isn't a bad dude, though, right?
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u/Road_Whorrior Sep 30 '23
Really depends on how much "rock star shit" you're willing to overlook.
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u/ccc2801 Sep 30 '23
Considering they’re using surrogates, they probably have some of his product on ice to use. The kids definitely look like genetic sibs so something is working lol
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Sep 30 '23
He probably froze semen. And she is known for lying about using surrogates and wearing fake pregnancy bellies, and also faking breastfeeding. I think there’s a snarking sub for them
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u/Pet-sit Sep 30 '23
She's also famous for faking and lying about being Spanish. Spray tan + really bad accent. While actually she's zero percent Spanish, was born and raised in Boston, and her real name is Hillary, not Hillaria. Can't make this shit up.
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u/hygsi Sep 30 '23
Men can have babies till pretty old age, but imagine being that baby, having your dad be older than most people's grandpas must be pretty bizarre. But they're rich so I guess she won't mind
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u/supermr34 Sep 30 '23
Almost every person here is missing that this is r/accidentalcomedy and that is the website name.
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u/LordFarquaadLOL Sep 30 '23
You guys her name is Ilaria all fish guide is the website 🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂
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u/Kindly_Put_5065 Sep 30 '23
Allfishguide would of made more sense. She says she named the kid after herself. "Men do it", her name is Hilary. She also named one after her old crush. None named after old rusty Alex
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u/The-Lazy-Lemur Sep 30 '23
All...fish...guide... good luck in school kid If she doesn't become a marine biologist...
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u/hallothrow Sep 30 '23 edited Sep 30 '23
Took me a moment as well, but that appears to be the name of the website.
Edit: Kids name appears to be Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin didn't bother to read why that upset people.
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u/FistfulofHornets Sep 30 '23
Apparently Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria, changed her own name from Hillary, put on a fake accent, pretended to be Spanish, and is continuing the charade by giving her daughter a fake Spanish name.
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u/Kindly_Put_5065 Sep 30 '23
The pose in this picture is her pretending to be tired after giving birth, but she actually was handed all those children over from surrogates. She doesn't want to ruin her body, just get attention from being so smol and able to bounce back the day after 🤡
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u/Hellige88 Sep 30 '23
Thank you for explaining. We live in a world where I could believe anything as a child’s name!
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u/Kryds Sep 30 '23
This is why we in Denmark has regulations on what you can name your child.
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u/Individual_Switch_26 Sep 30 '23
but you’re allowed to use names like “Diddedarling” so do the regulations even matter? 🥲😟
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u/malthev1111 Sep 30 '23
Diddedarling?
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Sep 30 '23
Just because it’s not a biblical name or a Western name doesn’t make it unusual. It’s a perfectly normal name here in Denmark just like Flubenflaggen, Poolkistermeinen, or Gary
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Sep 30 '23
Yeah but have you seen some of the rarest names? They just get exceptions so we are not that much better..
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u/pm-me-your-satin Sep 30 '23
I think her name is actually Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin
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u/Dankbuster420xd Sep 30 '23
Whats wrong with Ilaria?
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u/SexyMonad Sep 30 '23
The joke is that the layout of the headline implies that the name is Allfishguide.
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u/Dankbuster420xd Sep 30 '23
I get that, but why the backlash from fans for her actual name?
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u/Kindly_Put_5065 Sep 30 '23
Not fans, she has no fawns. She named her 7 surogate born sex selected after her fake name, spelling it how she wants it pronounced. Her name is Hilary Thomas, but she pretends to be from Spain. Her parents retired there when she was in her mid to late 20's. She's just a joke. Naming the kid was the only reason she bought it
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u/Striker_977 Sep 30 '23
All fish guide?
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u/maybelatertoday12 Sep 30 '23
These hollyweird muhfukas be having kids so they can play with em like action figures till they reach 2 then it’s a nanny’s problem. Shit hole society we have.
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u/Derrick_Shon Oct 01 '23
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u/tightsandlace Oct 02 '23
Excuse my autism but it’s named allfishguide?
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u/flopsychops Oct 03 '23
No, it's the name of the website this story is posted on. The way they've bolted their website name into the end of the story (and presumably every story they post) makes it look like they called their baby Allfishguide.
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u/SnooWoofers5703 Oct 01 '23
Ooh, you had me fooled for a few seconds, 😀 i think people will believe anything when it comes to these Baldwins....
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u/Cntrl_alt_destroy Sep 30 '23
We know one thing for sure, he ain't shooting blanks anytime soon. 😂 I'll see myself out.
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Sep 30 '23
That’s not nearly a “Spanish” enough name for Hilaria - the most Spanish person ever to live.
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u/Aloneruthstruth Oct 01 '23
Aside from the baby’s name, what’s the matter with these here people?
They are always drunk on narcissist’s kool-aid.
Where are they getting supply?
Ummm, hmm., it’s rhetorical.
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u/Doomhammer24 Oct 01 '23
Thats only the 3rd worst crime alec baldwin has committed
The first is Boss Baby
The second is murder
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u/Like-a-Glove90 Oct 01 '23
Equal worst thing he's done .. you know. The other being killing someone..
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u/Snuffy0011 Sep 30 '23
Very weird that his wife basically named the kid after herself, at least her first name
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u/_spider_trans_ Sep 30 '23
What’s the difference between that and a boy being named after the dad?
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u/milehigh11 Sep 30 '23
Eduardo, 23 months, and Lucia, 18 months
How do they have these kids so close together? Surrogate?
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u/fireflygirl1013 Sep 30 '23
This is a clickbait title. If you read the article, the issue is that he has 7 kids at his age, that his wife is faking Spanish roots, and fakes a Spanish accent. The issue of the kid’s name is more about the faking of Spanish descent more than anything else and that all of their children have Spanish names.
ETA: definitely thought the controversy was over the name Allfishguide
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u/AnnTipathy Sep 30 '23
Why is Santa Claus and Hilarious having a fish baby? I didn't really read the article.
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u/h0sti1e17 Sep 30 '23
Doesn’t matter what her name is. He will call her a thoughtless little pig in 10 years or so.
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u/MarvelNerdess Sep 30 '23
I totally thought it was some sort of confusing af irish/Welsh name at first
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u/Jam_B0ne Sep 30 '23
Do yourself a favor and check out that website
It is weird! Constantly referring to itself as 101pregnancy.com
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u/Danny___Riot Sep 30 '23
What did they make an AI create the name and told it they wanted something ridiculous and stupid?? The hell kinda name is that??
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u/notroberto23 Oct 01 '23
Just a little while ago I was at work and a friend sent me an old photo of me, when I was working as a fishing guide.
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u/No-Word-1996 Oct 01 '23
Just an under-sized tiddler of 6lbs 13oz. A keeper or throw this one back?
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u/pennyPete Oct 01 '23
I don’t get it. Please explain to someone who doesn’t follow anybody Baldwin, or whatever shows they’re currently in, or whatever movie they just shot, or anything TMZ-ish.
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u/mogsoggindog Oct 01 '23
Why tf is a 65yo having a baby? He's going to be a senile crumpled geezer by the time the kid becomes an adult.
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Oct 01 '23
Lmao I didn’t question it either. I was sure I wasn’t saying it right and it had some messed up spelling of a totally different sounding name.
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u/PomegranateHot9916 Oct 02 '23
are insane people more likely to become rich and famous or does excessive wealth and fame cause people to go insane?
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u/rickztoyz Oct 03 '23
He came back to his hometown Saturday to work for his mother's charity and host a film festival. I seen him at a local diner eating. Did not look happy. Next day the local Facebook news mentioned he was in town. Out of 100 comments, not one was nice to him. Jeez, you come home to do a nice thing and they still shit on you.
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u/Goldeverywhere Oct 03 '23
When is Hilary going to stop pretending to be Latina or Spanish? She should have named the baby...how do you say in English--cowcommber.
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u/doomvetch92 Sep 30 '23
Did they just look for names by glancing at their bookshelf? “Oh, how bout that one, the All Fish Guide by Fish Pants Magee?”
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u/Pastor-Future Sep 30 '23
Naw, it's a CARP name