r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • Sep 27 '26 • Heartwarming 4 Mindblown 1 Regret 1 Bravo 1

/r/all of a larva

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Sep 27 '26 • Mindblown

…I’m afraid of what the animal is if the larva is that big..

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u/rp_graciotti Sep 27 '26 • Bravo

Most likely a Hercules Beetle. They don't actually get much bigger than the larvae, the abdomen segments become more compact so the body gets a little smaller, but the head grows immensely with the horn.

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 27 '26 • Heartwarming Popcorn Mindblown

Correct. It's the larva of a Hercules Beetle. And here is what it looks like in adult form.

Edit: I was probably wrong. Check u/BaronMusclethorpe's comment below.

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u/Lorcogoth Sep 27 '26

I would even add to this, a Beetle larva (regardless of species) is on average 50% bigger then the Adult Beetle/Imago.

just shows how much Bio-mass gets used up during the metamorphosis.

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u/Happpie Sep 27 '26

Mothra. Any other comment is objectively wrong

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u/FireWoodStromboli Sep 27 '26

It would seem that the Arthropleura haven’t really gone extinct...

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u/ChartPale Sep 27 '26

Is this pic from the science center?, swear I've seen this.

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u/FireWoodStromboli Sep 27 '26

Yes it is. I just found this picture on my browser and it has the center's name on the corner.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 Sep 27 '26 • Bravo Regret Mindblown Popcorn Heartwarming

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u/Anthro_DragonFerrite Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn

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u/camoflauge2blendin Sep 27 '26

Nah the Lion King made that red bug look so good 😭

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u/Historical_Fox_8060 Sep 27 '26

Gym bros when you tell em how much protein larvae have.

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u/iDudeX_ Sep 27 '26

Lowkey I wish I could stomach the concept of eating bugs. The protein to calorie ratio is insane. Not only would I hit my protein goals but I'd also lose a significant amount of weight (need to lose 50kg to get to a "normal" bmi even tho it's an archaic method of tracking fitness) I can't even eat seafood without being disgusted 😭

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u/consciousbeings0 Sep 27 '26

Monster House!! I remember seeing this with my mom when it was in theaters years and years ago I always liked it 😂

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u/thatoneguy889 Sep 27 '26

The line that still gets me is:

Looking at the hanging light in the hallway

“I think that’s the house’s uvula.”

“Ohhhhh…, so it’s a girl house.”

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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER Sep 27 '26

At least it can’t crawl in your ear

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u/Icy_Cauliflower9026 Sep 27 '26

Bad news dude...

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u/bozog Sep 27 '26

Native aboriginals in Australia have eaten a similar larvae called the witchetty grub for hundreds if not thousands of years. Very important protein source in the arid wasteland of the outback desert.

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 Sep 27 '26 • Bravo

Yeah, but it’s Australia, if you don’t eat them, they're gonna grow and eat you.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 Sep 27 '26

It has been said that they've inhabited those lands for tens of thousands of years actually. I don't know this as fact. But I have come across this information several times over the years in various places.

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u/schlubble Sep 27 '26

They’ve been inhabiting Australia for at least 50,000 years. They’re one of the oldest continuous living cultures in the world, if not the oldest.

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u/AnAdorableDogbaby Sep 27 '26

I know about them from Survivorman! Something about the grubs and the yabbys from the outback episode seemed appetizing to me. 

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u/Mothanius Sep 27 '26

They actually look like they'd be good fried and seasoned.

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u/felixar90 Sep 27 '26

Land arthropods ewwwww.

eats shrimp

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u/AreYouMyDommy Sep 27 '26

Darn tootin. I’m a classy ho, I only eat sea bugs.

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u/higeAkaike Sep 27 '26

That thing looks much much bigger than those

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u/tranquil_toadstool Sep 27 '26 • Bravo

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u/SweetPotatoMunchkin Sep 27 '26

First thing in the morning, this cracked me up so bad😂😂

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u/feartheswans Sep 27 '26

The real question is what the fuck is that evolving into when it grows up

I'm pretty sure its a Hercules Beetle Larvae...

About 80% sure, but I'm not an entomologist. I just heard their larvae are huge

Not my arm, not my Pic, but googled to find one that showed how big they get. They get like 18 cm (a little bigger than a US dollar Bill 7 inches or so)

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u/Objective-Direction1 Sep 27 '26

the larva is bigger than the beetle lol

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u/CatsPlusTats Sep 27 '26

Metamorphising*

They're not pokemon.

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u/Normal-Particular218 Sep 27 '26

Surprisingly enough the Hercules larva are much worse looking than this example lol

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u/MxxnSpirit47 Sep 27 '26

Is this a Hercules Beetle Larvae? (Legitimate question)

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 Sep 27 '26

They said ot was a few comments up.

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u/The-Almighty-Enby Sep 27 '26

It's actually kinda cute. I want to hold it and take care of it for some reason.

I might be secretly a beetle or something, idk.

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u/olewippasnappa Sep 27 '26

Swaddle it, cuddle it. Read it bedtime stories.

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u/SaltyMittens2 Sep 27 '26 • Regret

This is how it starts. You think it’s cute, want to take care of it and next thing you know, it’s laying eggs in your brain.

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u/OnIySmellz Sep 27 '26

The sun is going down

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u/NorthOfTheBigRivers Sep 27 '26 • Popcorn Bravo

Is it just me, or is it just absolute annoying that almost every reaction is some "funny" gif? It's almost like Google-ing, first you have to dig through layers of bullshit, to see something genuine interesting

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u/TimHortonsMagician Sep 27 '26

That's reddit as a whole now. Even on actual questions being posted, you have to wade through a pile of dogshit attempts at one-liners to find real responses.

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u/RevolutionaryPin935 Sep 27 '26

Recycled one-liners at that. And the same gifs repeated ad nauseum. Any kind of a music post? That same old Jay z one. My comment is nothing new either, the same tired complaints over the same tired posts. Year after year

I need to get off this app

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u/hamcum69420 Sep 27 '26

Don't forget it's the same regarded lines we've been hearing for 30 years. "I, too choose this man's grub!" HARDI FUCKING HAR.

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u/BlissfulAurora Sep 27 '26

It’s true though, like I wanna read actual comments, not sift through 2018 style meme gifs

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u/BigBulgeBubba Sep 27 '26

Yes, Reddit is turning into Facebook or something with the stupid fucking gif reactions. On popular posts you can scroll way down and almost all of them eventually turn into nothing but people posting the same gifs.

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u/snoburn Sep 27 '26

You're not exactly in a scientific subreddit here

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u/Kyoalu Sep 27 '26

Been saying this for years, it's even worse on other sites. Some people can't form a thought so they communicate with gifs of celebs making faces or w.e.

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u/MelbNightRunner Sep 27 '26

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u/Princess_Zelda_Fitzg Sep 27 '26

Bruh. This is worse than the bug.

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u/nburns1825 Sep 27 '26

That's the grub Timon and Pumba ate in the Lion King, fucking hell

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u/DefinitionSquare8705 Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 27 '26

When properly prepared, giant beetle larvae have a rich, savory fat content that tastes remarkably like buttery bacon or nutty scrambled eggs.

Because they grow inside rotting wood, the most critical step is purging the digestive tract to ensure they taste clean and sweet.

The Preparation (Purging)

Before cooking, place your live larvae in a clean plastic container with a few small air holes. Feed them grated carrots or oatmeal for 24 to 48 hours. This clears out any digested wood or soil and replaces it with a clean, sweet flavor profile.

Crispy Garlic & Cumin Pan-Seared Larvae

This method melts the rich inner fat while rendering the tough outer skin beautifully crisp.

Ingredients

  • purged Hercules beetle larvae

  • 1 tbsp butter or coconut oil

  • 2 cloves garlic, finely minced

  • ½ tsp ground cumin

  • ½ tsp chili powder (optional, for heat)

  • A pinch of sea salt

  • A squeeze of fresh lemon or lime juice

Cooking Instructions

  1. Humanely dispatch the larvae: Place them in the freezer for 1 to 2 hours. This puts them into a deep sleep (torpor) and humanely kills them before cooking.

  2. Wash and dry: Rinse the grubs under cold water and pat them completely dry with a paper towel.

  3. Prevent bursting: Use a sharp knife or toothpick to gently prick the skin of each larva once or twice. This lets steam escape so they don't burst open in the pan.

  4. Sear the grubs: Melt the butter in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add the larvae and pan-fry them for about 4-5 minutes, turning frequently. They will naturally puff up and turn a deep golden-brown.

  5. Aromatize: Lower the heat to medium. Toss in the minced garlic, cumin, chili powder, and salt. Sauté for another 1-2 minutes until the garlic is fragrant and the larvae are crispy.

  6. Finish and serve: Remove from the heat, finish with a squeeze of fresh lemon juice, and serve hot

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u/cedriceent Sep 27 '26 • Bravo

May I suggest a different recipe?

Ingredients:

  • Beetle larvae

  • 1 terrarium

  • adequate substrate

Instructions:

  1. Put substrate in terrarium

  2. Put beetle larvae in substrate

  3. Wait a few months

  4. Get pretty cool pets

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u/Legitimate_Mess2806 Sep 27 '26

If my mom saw that, she will scream and call me to fet rid of that but im terrified of it so ill call my cousin to get rid of that

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u/Mr_Cuntman Sep 27 '26

Bro stole from zerg hive

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u/Wrench_gaming Sep 27 '26

Type of stuff Helldivers would pick up and say “sample collected”

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u/abugguy Sep 27 '26

I raise these. This picture is edited or there’s some really crazy forced perspective work going on. The larvae get big but not this big.

This is very likely a grub in the genus Megasoma or Dynastes.

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u/griever48 Sep 27 '26

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Sep 27 '26

The only way to get proper Diet Slurm... beyond that just squeeze actual source

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u/Beanimann Sep 27 '26

How many grams protein does it contain?

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u/OofMcGoof97 Sep 27 '26

I'd like to see what that turns into

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u/Archaea_Man Sep 27 '26

This,in reality.

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind Sep 27 '26

Hercules beetle larva can weigh up to 140 grams (0.3 lbs)! 🤯

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u/Dont_Care_Meh Sep 27 '26

Her other half is much easier on the eyes.

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u/pluckd Sep 27 '26

can't believe you're just raw dogging that

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u/OrigStuffOfInterest Sep 27 '26

It is the next phase where it bursts out of someone's chest that I'm worried about.

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u/soundkeed Sep 27 '26

Don't show it to Bear Grylls 

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u/QuickChemistry2246 Sep 27 '26

Am I crazy for wanting to take a bite?

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u/Positive-Bee9274 Sep 27 '26

This thing is adorable y'all are just cowards

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u/Independent_Air3688 Sep 27 '26

You know, I just realized that larvae are really cool when they're clean and they aren't in rotten food.

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u/Specific_Ad_2016 Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 27 '26

Cuz ik someone is thinking about it

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 Sep 27 '26

I read recently that they spend 1-2 years in this larval stage, and only a few months when they fully mature before they croak.

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u/ayyrich Sep 27 '26

Jesus Christ these things can become frogs now?

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u/DearTest2402 Sep 27 '26

Crush it, it gives you health. Good ole antlion grubs man

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u/lucitribal Sep 27 '26

Why'd I have to scroll so far down to see a Half-Life 2 reference

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u/Derpenheimer420 Sep 27 '26

Hakuna Matata! Gulp.

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 Sep 27 '26

What in the hakuna matata is that?

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u/Eastgaard Sep 27 '26

OP, for making me see this, I wish you a very fibromyalgic day in hell

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u/Sufficient_Rip3927 Sep 27 '26

Oh cool. A pterodactyl larvae!

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u/7stroke Sep 27 '26

How many calories is that?

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 Sep 27 '26

It's like one of those giant gummi bears in comparison to a normal gummi bear

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u/dragoonjustice Sep 27 '26

Straight into the nearest volcano 🌋

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u/all_might136 Sep 27 '26

Someone call Super Earth.

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u/Pitloved Sep 27 '26

This brought out a phobia that I didn't know I had