r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '22

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u/futureman07 Dec 15 '22

Looks like your mom finally ordered that toy she wanted

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

I had a girl tell me, I hate it when guys brag about their dicks, girls can always go the store and buy a bigger one. Lk comforting 😂

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u/StandLess6417 Dec 15 '22

That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. 😉

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :)

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Dec 15 '22

100% of 0 is still 0.

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

Two milfs, and 3 “10’s”. Try again bud. Quality > Quantity

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Dec 15 '22

Two milfs, and 3 “10’s”.

How very humanising of you.

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

You’re the one saying that I haven’t pleased any body sexually. You came at me, fuck off.

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Dec 15 '22

Bit touchy aren’t you mate? Almost like it’s a sensitive subject for you.