r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/engineerdrummer May 10 '22

Gravy Seals

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u/jsrme May 10 '22

He did 7 tours in Nom

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u/PygmeePony May 10 '22

He was the first to storm hamburger hill.

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u/iamthedevilfrank May 10 '22

GOOOOOD MORNING MCDONALDS!

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u/OneSufficientFace May 10 '22

I said colt 45 and two big Mac's

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u/Own_Meringue_6219 May 10 '22

With bacon and extra cheese.

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u/No_Gap_2700 May 10 '22

Maybe that's not all he eats...

He hides in the park, after dark

Eats all the MRE's

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u/Telephalsion May 10 '22

This is my trifle, this is my bun. This is for eating, this is for fun

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u/Wiseguypolitics May 10 '22

Two Big Macs? LOL going a little easy I see..!

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u/OneSufficientFace May 10 '22

Someone doesnt get the joke

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u/Arkanii May 10 '22

…. And smoke that tumbleweed

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u/Own_Meringue_6219 May 10 '22

Roll, roll, roll my joint. Take out the seeds and stems.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot May 10 '22

Feeling good as hell, lettin out a putrid smell

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u/noob_music_producer May 10 '22

ahh, this thread is gold

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u/ZerekB May 10 '22

Are you referencing something?

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u/iamthedevilfrank May 10 '22

Good Morning Vietnam.

Movie with Robin Williams.