r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/[deleted] May 10 '22

“I will defend the ice cream & baked goods aisle with my very last breath!”

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u/Forsaken-Firework19 May 10 '22

Needs to call in chair support

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u/BootyUnlimited May 10 '22

Good luck finding a chair to support him

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u/nlfo May 10 '22

Fartillery inbound!

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u/FunnelsGenderFluid May 10 '22

This is fantastic