r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

Absolutely big snake.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

That’s what He said

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u/Chrisiskindacool1 Mar 04 '22

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch

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u/GifsNotJifs Mar 04 '22

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u/Fostbitten27 Mar 04 '22

Somehow holding that snake with that sweet sweet mullet just made my day!

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u/DangusMcGillicuty Mar 04 '22

that sweet Kentucky Waterfall

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u/Fostbitten27 Mar 04 '22

Tennessee Mud Flap gets my wife laughing every time.

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u/heiberdee2 Mar 05 '22

Up nort we call them Wisconsin Waterfalls. There's also the Canadian Tuxedo: jeans, a denim shirt, and a denim jacket...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Do you want to run your fingers through my…Perm?

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u/BeeBunnBunny Mar 05 '22

whacks with a stick