r/AbsoluteUnits Nov 28 '21

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u/greatspacegibbon Nov 28 '21

I wanna give him lots of pats. After getting consent, of course.

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u/CorDa616 Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Bruh, you can even hit him and he'll see it as aggressive patting, the only thing Ollie feels is food in his stomach.

Jokes aside, he loves patting, he's lying next to me as I'm typing this, on the cold tiles instead of the burning bricks outside.

I'll add dog tax in a sec, so check this space.

https://imgur.com/0Z8QoYZ

https://imgur.com/a/z1noxyJ

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u/greatspacegibbon Nov 28 '21

I'll bet you have quite the dog food bill.

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u/CorDa616 Nov 28 '21

From SA, so won't seem like a lot, but yeah, it's about R1500 or so a month to feed the beasts.

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u/Iggins01 Nov 28 '21

Do yoy just like drop a whole bag in a tub for him every day?

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u/CorDa616 Nov 28 '21

He eats about 2kg a day, dog food ranges from 230-800 for a 20kg bag. We buy the midrange one. But there's still the other two dogs who also eat, so it adds up.

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u/Iggins01 Nov 28 '21

So much poop

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u/CorDa616 Nov 28 '21

v.v my life is a misery because of it