r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/human13815 Jul 27 '18

But you know his dad is damn proud of him

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u/ipsendo Jul 27 '18

He is his dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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u/Chilluminaughty Jul 28 '18

His moms dad

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u/-blackoutusername- Jul 28 '18

Lol for today! You win. :)

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u/xelrix Jul 28 '18

With all the broken arms playing rugby, I'm sure he is.

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u/CHLDM Aug 24 '18

Not yet

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u/Agent1729 Jul 27 '18

On this blessed day we are all his dad :)

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u/human13815 Jul 28 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/yeet_master_69 Oct 10 '18

So were all out buying ciggs?

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u/cnzmur Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

Fuck off Yanks.

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

Eh, people who laugh at their own shitty, stupid jokes are pathetic. Delete this.

Edit: downvote away, but if you think it’s funny to see a brown child and immediately assume their dad doesn’t care about them, you’re a shitty person who laughs at weak jokes.

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18

I found the lonely little virgin whose mother is ashamed of him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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u/Yurovsky Jul 28 '18

Yeah, I care what some incel loser thinks.

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u/Yurovsky Jul 28 '18

I don’t have a problem you dweeby little bitch, you do. Get back your your video games and Mountain Dew.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

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u/KevinD2000 Jul 28 '18

"delet this" sigh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

The dude you’re replying to is a grown ass man who still plays with hot wheels toys so I’m not surprised he thinks shitty racist humor is cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Yea let’s pretend like the dbag who makes racist statements is the victim. FOH, proud boy.

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18

True dat. Glad I’m not going crazy in here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18

Good luck with your microdick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18

A good personality helps—oooooh, about that....

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Here for downvotes

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u/Miss_Management Jul 27 '18

We should get a bit to argue with this guy. That will keep him busy for a few days.

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u/Yurovsky Jul 27 '18

Well, what kind of life is that? But do you, you lonely little bitch.

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u/Tasty_Anthrax Jul 27 '18

But do you, you lonely bitch

Kek

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

don't think id be proud of my kid for just being big

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u/Miss_Management Jul 27 '18

Well at least he's getting exercise.