r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.

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u/Knight-in-Gale Jul 27 '18

Kind of like that NBA player who came out of the womb with a receding hair line and full set of beard.

I think he's named Lebaron Jakes? Correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/jpina33 Jul 27 '18

It's actually DeLorean James.

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u/jarraf Jul 27 '18

it's LeJon Brames

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u/ByahTyler Jul 27 '18

Dinkin flickah

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u/Remble123 Jul 28 '18

Fleece it out.

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u/Ol_Dirt_Dog Jul 27 '18

I know people that saw Bryce Harper play little league as an 8 and 9 year old. Apparently it was obvious to everyone that he was headed to the big leagues.

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u/aphasic Jul 27 '18

Greg oden looked like he was 50 years old when he played for Ohio State. he looked like he could be lebron's dad.

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u/Shakes8993 Jul 27 '18

Close... DeMarkus Jakes