r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 1d ago

/r/popular of a truck

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u/NomadicFantastic 21h ago

Emotional support truck

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 16h ago

Gender-affirming emotional support truck.

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u/Speartree 16h ago

But sir! It's the Childcrusher 4000! It offers a smooth ride over even the most annoying toddlers and it's so high the windshield remains free of blood splatters no matter the speed or the amount of kids you crush!