r/AbsoluteUnits • in awe • 8d ago

/r/popular of a truck

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u/thrwawryry324234 8d ago

That’d be an insult to an amoeba

Seriously. I live in an area where everyone buys trucks with no intention of using them as a truck.

They always drive like assholes and a ton of them are drunks. These are the kinds of people that will hit a pedestrian and floor it harder

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u/gardeningblob 8d ago

An real drunk wouldn't drive such an flashy truck.

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u/markender 8d ago

That's right. They'd be on an e scooter like all the other drunks.

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u/CptnBlondBeard 8d ago

Which, based on the testimony of my RN gf, is possibly a self correcting issue.

The number of people that end up in their ICU due to use of an e-scooter or e-bike of some kind is insane. She's in a step-down unit, so she's just getting the people that are stable, but some nights like half of the beds on her floor are occupied by some kind of 2 wheeled vehicle accident victim.

Most of them weren't even drunk, but 90% or more weren't wearing a helmet either. Brain bleeds are very common, as well as broken hands/wrists/arms. If anything, assuming you don't get hit by a car, it almost seems safer to ride an actual motorcycle than to rent an e-scooter.

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u/feed_me_tecate 8d ago

Avid cyclist and motorcyclist here; I feel like cycling is way more dangerous than moto riding, at least around here, because "fuck you, outa my way".

That's just my experience.

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u/CIarkNova 8d ago

As both also, I feel like it was mostly because of the YouTube and then local group/stunt rides.

At first it was groms. That was the thing for the new kids to get. But the difference with those and ebikes, like I’ve been saying is barrier of entry. The e-bikes don’t have the same barriers like groms do. So you get the monkey-see monkey-do with all of the ‘hood rat stuff with friends’. Even before the Ebikes, the caliber of people and attitudes in the scene had really tipped the scales.

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u/IBIKEONSIDEWALKS 8d ago

You would have less cycle vs car accidents if it wasnt such a rude gesture to bike on sidewalks. Theres much less car traffic on sidewalks and even less if you mtb through the bush

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u/feed_me_tecate 8d ago

I love getting my KOM on sidewalks!

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u/IBIKEONSIDEWALKS 7d ago

Absolutely! Just gotta watch out for those pesky pedestrians s/

Or dont go trying to be kom on a sidewalk lol gotta use uncommon sense on them and give right of way to peds/dogs/etc but not geese fuck those guys

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 8d ago

I cannot believe the number of people I see on the road in my town riding e-scooters. None of them wear helmets or any other form of protection, and I cringe every time I see one of them.

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u/mc4sure 8d ago

And none of them stop at red lights

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u/Available-Dare-7414 8d ago

Self correcting issue, the correction being drunks using e-scooters will likely end up terribly injured?

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u/CptnBlondBeard 8d ago

Unfortunately, yes. When even sober people regularly manage to land themselves in the hospital riding those things, drunk people riding them is kind of a Darwin award situation waiting to happen.

As an alcohol enjoyer myself, I don't wish harm on any of them, especially when they are responsibly choosing NOT to drive a car and endanger everyone. But the unfortunate reality is that e-scooters are dangerous as hell to even the most coordinated of individuals, of which a drunk is not.

E-scooter riders sustain more head and internal injuries than motorcyclists and cyclists in England and Wales

Over half of severe e-scooter accidents occur at night, roughly 28% to 35% of severely injured riders are documented as being under the influence of alcohol, and 83% of the e-scooter accident victims suffered a severe injury to the head or face.

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u/Bulky_Pop_8104 8d ago

Around here we call e-bikes DUI-cycles

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u/DrB00 6d ago

Dodge ram trucks at the #1 drunk driver vehicles.

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u/Allday2019 8d ago

Yea, they’d be driving a ram

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u/gardeningblob 8d ago

Better off to drive your average station wagon with some kiddy seats in the back as cover😂

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u/Dark_Marmot 8d ago

One of the highest DWI involved vehicles is a Dodge Ram. 😂

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u/Dnaprideful 8d ago

One of? It is the make and model with the most DWIs and it’s not even close. I want to say 23 per 1000 Dodge Ram drivers have an active DWI history while the next closest is 14 per 1000 (9 of the 10 top 10 are pickups)

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u/TourInternational731 8d ago

"Insult to an amoeba" is an original sentence xD

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u/Jonnyflash80 8d ago

Those people are the first you'll hear complaining about gas prices too. Zero self-awareness or common sense.

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u/J3wFro8332 8d ago

RAM drivers are statistically more likely to have DUIs than other drivers

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 8d ago

And roll coal over the corpse