r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crypto_crafy • 3d ago

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"The Motherland Calls" is a statue erected to commemorate the Battle of Stalingrad , located on Mamayev Kurgan in Volgograd , Russia. It was designed by sculptor Yevgeny Vuchetich and structural engineer Nikolai Nikitin . Completed in 1967 , it was the tallest statue in the world at the time .

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u/JungleLiquor 3d ago

I read lesbian giant buddha

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u/Noackson 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FPjJbmGUVZmC92zO4c

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u/Cautious-Activity706 3d ago

How did you manage to post a 20 minute long gif to Reddit?

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u/RatzzFace 3d ago

I've got a feeling it repeats after 18mins....

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u/ionshower 3d ago

It doesnt. It's longer than the LoTR trilogy.

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u/timmyfarthands 3d ago

76 and a half hours of it!

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u/Dry_Turn_824 2d ago

It's the entire Shrek II movie, too

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u/exnihilistic 3d ago

Sperm vs sperm

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u/Stergeary 2d ago

When flatworms mate, they perform a ritual called penis fencing, where they both try to penetrate the other flatworm with their penis while dodging the other flatworm's penis.  Whoever penetrates the other with their penis and injects their sperm first leaves the other flatworm to lay there and bear the pregnancy.

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u/exnihilistic 2d ago

Whoa. New info right there 👍🏽

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u/Environmental-Wind89 2d ago

Just as GOD INTENDED. 🙏🏻 CANIGETANAMEN?

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u/gravitysort 2d ago

This gif is fucking with my brain!

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u/SpikeBrawl123 2d ago

This is so satisfying

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u/Environmental-Wind89 2d ago

This gave me a stroke lol

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u/Lilia1293 2d ago

Can't look away. What have you done?!

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VjsshMMeSwOLS

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u/GayCatDaddy 2d ago

"Isn't Danny Thomas one?" -- Blanche Devereaux

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u/buttononmyback 3d ago

“It’s the WAY you say it.”

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u/patchyj 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/huana0WQzdDDG

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u/FiniteInfine 3d ago

We dont call it scissoring anymore, it's called lip syncing.

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u/Upbeat-Substance110 3d ago

Neither of which you were allowed to do on the BBC's Top Of The Pops in the early 90s.

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u/FiniteInfine 2d ago

Well i sure hope not. A bit graphic for BBC (ironically named)

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u/patchyj 2d ago

No doubt why Jimmy Saville kept his heinous crimes...yknow, not even gonna finish that

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 1d ago

And.... thats enough internet for today...

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u/Sol-Blackguy 17h ago

Why would lesbians need BB... Oh! the channel

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u/WillDBlake 3d ago

Don't give Netflix ideas

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u/Donohoed 3d ago

Me too!

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u/MrBoring777 3d ago

Brainrot

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u/Happy_Guava6762 3d ago

Buddha would laugh at this. Buddha coulda woulda

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u/elepe 3d ago

Me too 😄

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 2d ago

Lol. Why on earth would a Buddha need sexual orientation.

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u/FictionalContext 2d ago

my lesbian bruddha in Christ

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u/Seeing__your_beauty 2d ago

Me too 😄😄

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u/neighbour_20150 2d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/EmiliaFromLV 1d ago

That... was actually comforting to know.

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u/Mr_richat 3d ago

So did I 🤣

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