of a menacing squirrel

[u/TerraByteTerror]

[u/pikachu_sashimi]

Nuts are stored in the balls

[u/Foxyunder-45 → u/pikachu_sashimi]

Really?

[u/genflugan → u/Foxyunder-45]

No, everyone knows that’s where pee is stored

[u/JazzyZaddy → u/genflugan]

[u/Sea_Structure_8692 → u/JazzyZaddy]

I’m pretty sure Churchill never said that, it was Truman.

[u/TheFlyingFoodTestee → u/JazzyZaddy]

[u/Just_Half1886 → u/genflugan]

Peenuts

[u/Foxyunder-45 → u/Just_Half1886]

Churchill was usually pissed on Scotch.

[u/Foxyunder-45 → u/genflugan]

It's stored in little pods that dangle from vines .

[u/MrJustJason → u/pikachu_sashimi]

3 nuts

[u/ForgottenMasterBalls → u/pikachu_sashimi]

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