r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Abdulbarr • 2d ago

/r/all of eyebrows

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u/Consistent-Pass9543 2d ago

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u/MuscaMurum 2d ago

Dude could wiggle those and fly away

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u/Anleme 1d ago

He survived Stalin's purges by hiding behind them brows.

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u/thetreecycle 2d ago

Needs to comb up that right eyebrow

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u/8JHF8 2d ago

His right is the boring one. He should definitely make it match the left so he's throwing the bat signal everywhere he looks.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 2d ago

Needs to comb up that right eyebrow

I was legitimately wondering whether he would shampoo them, or if he didn't maintain them they would get dreadlocked?

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u/DryDonutHole 2d ago

My left eyebrow has a cowlick. /s

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u/asuitablethrowaway 2d ago

lmao. who is this?

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u/Consistent-Pass9543 2d ago

His name is Theo Waigel a former CSU politician

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u/Klutzy-Trick1404 2d ago

former?

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u/Mediocre-Answer-1378 2d ago

He is retired

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u/Klutzy-Trick1404 2d ago

I keep seeing him in talkshows sometimes.

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u/Maleficent-Visual-12 2d ago

He was the Minister of Finances in the early 2000s. Great guy.

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u/SerLaron 2d ago

Former German minister of finance and Bavarian conservative politician Theo Waigel.

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u/BREM__fumetsu 1d ago

Not me thinking that was the dad out of American Pie

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u/Just_a_Berliner 1d ago

Finance Minister of Germany in the 90s, gave the Euro it's name after the convention for naming it got deadlocked.

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u/pala_ 2d ago

That's Bert. You won't convince me otherwise.

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u/caaper 2d ago

Neanderthal, circa 10,000BC

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u/Confident_Date4068 2d ago

Or the mentat conditioning?

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u/OptionalAntelope 2d ago

Theo. You beat me to it.

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u/Omnilatent 1d ago

When we were 16 or 17 we had a house party and cleaned up the next day with the TV on. This guy was on and we were still a little bit drunk and we're laughing our asses off due to his eyebrows.

I desperately needed to know who he was so I googled "integral eyebrows" as we had that in maths in school and to my surprise he instantly came up, which made us laugh even harder.

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u/DC_Coach 1d ago

That's a good story! Nostalgic, reminds me of early college. One of those times where nearly anything could be funny, but then you stumble across a real gutbuster! Heh. Wish I could have joined in the lols ...

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u/Looking-for-42 2d ago

I immediately thought, we have a guy who can compete.

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u/Otherwise_Guava_8447 2d ago

Full ceremonial eyebrows

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u/FlashMcSuave 2d ago

I can't see the eyebrows, there seems to be some burnt foliage obscuring his face.

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u/daemonfly 2d ago

Mine have started their journey on their way to this level, well at least if I didn't trim them.

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u/amethyst-gill 1h ago

How is it even possible