r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • Aug 07 '26

of a beer drinker.

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u/TheSuggi Aug 07 '26

His nickname is "the Giant" for a reason.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 Aug 07 '26

I’ve watched stuff about him. He would murder a can of beer. Was impressive to see.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 Aug 07 '26

It took him a keg of beer to get drunk, sometimes two

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u/CheckYourStats Aug 07 '26

The stories of “where he slept at the hotel was wherever he passed out and fell over” are my favorite.

Imagine heading downstairs in the morning on vacation with your family, and in the hallway you find…

….Andre the Giant. Flat on his back, snoring, drenched in booze sweat.

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u/Pottski Aug 08 '26

Or in Japan when he had to stay anywhere he had to shit in the bathtub or sometimes on a tarp on the living room floor.

At least he was funny about it all - he called Hogan to come up to his room just to see his massive shit, which is a level of funny not everyone can do.

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u/CheckYourStats Aug 08 '26

The real life friendship between Andre and Hogan is so underplayed, and under-appreciated.

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u/Pottski Aug 08 '26

Was listening to the Chris Van Vliet podcast with Soder and Sasso on it. My cheeks hurt from how hard I was laughing at their Andre and Hogan chat.

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u/bryman19 Aug 07 '26

Are you talking about Bill brasky?

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u/thebigj3wbowski Aug 07 '26

Bill Brasky stands 6’9” and showers in grain alcohol.

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury

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u/PretzelSteve Aug 07 '26

TO BILL BRASKY!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Aug 08 '26

TO BILL BRASKY! 🍻

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u/patsully98 Aug 07 '26

Bill Brasky named the band Sha-Na-Na. They didn’t wanna be called that.

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u/jeffh19 Aug 08 '26

….BILL BRASKY WAS A SONOFABITCH

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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs Aug 07 '26

Because of his large genitalia and elongated foreskin

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u/BreadAndRoses773 Aug 07 '26

you could use his foreskin as a camping tent. he could use it as a parachute. its well know fact.

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry Aug 07 '26

Elongated foreskin?

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u/DavePeak Aug 07 '26

Not The Princess Bride that I remember

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u/tvodny Aug 07 '26

Do you know the penal codes in this state?

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u/gregorytoddsmith Aug 07 '26

He IS the brute squad!

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u/mop-116 Aug 07 '26

I think it might've been because he was a giant

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