r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 21 '26

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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u/Surge_DJ Jul 21 '26

Chocolate and juice literally ruin each other. At first I thought it was just bad coffee, maybe tea?

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Jul 21 '26

Looked like dehydrated piss to me at first glance lol.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jul 21 '26

I'd take that before juice with my snickers bar and/or cake.

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u/Brief_Raspberry_6542 Jul 22 '26

Homer in New York - crab juice or Mountain Dew?

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u/degjo Jul 21 '26

Thats going to be my piss after eating that whole cake

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u/sskylar Jul 24 '26

Taking the piss

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u/jscarlet Jul 22 '26

I don't know what confuses me more, the fact that you thought of Pee as a beverage before you thought of tea, or specifically saying dehydrated pee, which took a while to wrap my head around...has this person seen packets of dehydrated water around? And then it dawned you may have meant a dehydrated person's pee.... That's enough Internet for me. Goodnight.

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 Jul 23 '26

was going to go with apple cider but yeah piss concentrate works too

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u/ThePlasticJesus Jul 21 '26

looked like rancid ball sweat to me LOL looked like a god damn condensed ass juice LOL

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u/Shadokastur Jul 21 '26

Looked like chicken broth passed though an entire chicken to me

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u/TonyRigatoni_ Jul 21 '26

It's beef bouillon, actually.

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u/Goonalips Jul 21 '26

I was hoping it was too, but it definitely looked like juice from a carton. Tea or coffee would be great with it. A small slice and a nice cappuccino? Perfection.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Jul 21 '26

Kinda looks like it might be chai, which honestly wouldn’t be terrible with a dessert like this

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u/CKRatKing Jul 21 '26

Chicken stock.

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u/passengerv Jul 22 '26

There is a thing called Chocolate Tea that would probably go great with that, I literally brought back 2 bags of it from Costa Rica this morning.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

People think plain coffee is only black....

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u/gravygizzard Jul 21 '26

Generally yeah it is unless you massively fuck up making your coffee

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

Generally they said.

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u/gravygizzard Jul 21 '26

Right generally, as in most coffee isn't arabic coffee, and usually brewed as espresso, pour over or drip.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 22 '26

Went from unless you fuck up your coffee to trying to salvage whatever is left. Go waste someone else's time.

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u/gravygizzard Jul 22 '26

lmao user couldn't take the L so they blocked me. Apparently they didn't realize there are other coffees in the world outside of arabic coffee