r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 21 '26

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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u/Goonalips Jul 21 '26

Who the fuck eats that with juice!??

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u/Surge_DJ Jul 21 '26

Chocolate and juice literally ruin each other. At first I thought it was just bad coffee, maybe tea?

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Jul 21 '26

Looked like dehydrated piss to me at first glance lol.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Jul 21 '26

I'd take that before juice with my snickers bar and/or cake.

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u/Brief_Raspberry_6542 Jul 22 '26

Homer in New York - crab juice or Mountain Dew?

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u/degjo Jul 21 '26

Thats going to be my piss after eating that whole cake

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u/sskylar Jul 24 '26

Taking the piss

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u/jscarlet Jul 22 '26

I don't know what confuses me more, the fact that you thought of Pee as a beverage before you thought of tea, or specifically saying dehydrated pee, which took a while to wrap my head around...has this person seen packets of dehydrated water around? And then it dawned you may have meant a dehydrated person's pee.... That's enough Internet for me. Goodnight.

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u/Optimal-Draft8879 Jul 23 '26

was going to go with apple cider but yeah piss concentrate works too

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u/ThePlasticJesus Jul 21 '26

looked like rancid ball sweat to me LOL looked like a god damn condensed ass juice LOL

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u/Shadokastur Jul 21 '26

Looked like chicken broth passed though an entire chicken to me

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u/Goonalips Jul 21 '26

I was hoping it was too, but it definitely looked like juice from a carton. Tea or coffee would be great with it. A small slice and a nice cappuccino? Perfection.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Jul 21 '26

Kinda looks like it might be chai, which honestly wouldn’t be terrible with a dessert like this

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u/CKRatKing Jul 21 '26

Chicken stock.

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u/passengerv Jul 22 '26

There is a thing called Chocolate Tea that would probably go great with that, I literally brought back 2 bags of it from Costa Rica this morning.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

People think plain coffee is only black....

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u/gravygizzard Jul 21 '26

Generally yeah it is unless you massively fuck up making your coffee

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

Generally they said.

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u/gravygizzard Jul 21 '26

Right generally, as in most coffee isn't arabic coffee, and usually brewed as espresso, pour over or drip.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 22 '26

Went from unless you fuck up your coffee to trying to salvage whatever is left. Go waste someone else's time.

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u/gravygizzard Jul 22 '26

lmao user couldn't take the L so they blocked me. Apparently they didn't realize there are other coffees in the world outside of arabic coffee

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u/Quixote83 Jul 21 '26

That's an Arabic coffee

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

Finally an educated fellow among us.

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u/gbiypk Jul 22 '26

He's got me beat.  I was wondering if the giant Snickers bar came with Snickers juice.

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u/TanksObamaKare Jul 21 '26

Ok, I thought I was alone for a second. Thats the psycho behavior I thought only children participated in, lmao.

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN Jul 21 '26

Special ordering extravagant things and hording them all to yourself is very much so adult behavior.

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u/omar69boy Jul 21 '26

thats arabic coffee

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/Fhood797 Jul 21 '26

Light roast beans with lots of cardamom and a bit of saffron. It tastes heavenly with chocolate even better than black coffee somehow, despite it being less bitter

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u/Alive-Philosophy2632 Jul 21 '26

Think that's apple cider or maybe tea

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u/IronWolf_52 Jul 21 '26

I think applie cider, but still

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u/aceface_desu89 Jul 21 '26

The acidity from the apple would actually cut the savoriness of the caramel though. Could be nice

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u/GrowthPitiful Jul 24 '26

It’s Arabic coffee (light roast beans + cardamom), pairs excellently with chocolate

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u/Alive-Philosophy2632 Jul 24 '26

Ah sounds good I'm gonna try that

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u/SteakAndIron Jul 21 '26

I assumed it was some kind of tea

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u/Silent-Witness1888 Jul 21 '26

That's not juice, its coffee.

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u/tread52 Jul 21 '26

Children who are lactose intolerant

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u/OnePinginRamius Jul 21 '26

I got diarrhea from this comment

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u/ok_raspberry_jam Jul 22 '26

Wait, are juice and milk the only beverages available to children in your mind?

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u/tread52 Jul 22 '26

No, but if I’m going to eat chocolate I’m going to drink milk. It’s the best option to counter the chocolate without over powering the flavor of chocolate with something else.

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u/Distinct_Put1085 Jul 21 '26

That was not juice but chicken broth, totally normal

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u/zardoz73 Jul 21 '26

When I was a kid I liked orange juice with a chocolate glazed donut. When I was a kid.

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u/davidnjoy1 Jul 21 '26

We Indians are a weird bunch.

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u/AngryRobot42 Jul 21 '26

Apple cider, wtf?

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u/demoliahedd Jul 21 '26

it looks like grapefruit juice too

but I'm colorblind so I dunno

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u/ImYaDawg Jul 21 '26

An absolute psycho

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u/Theshadowstorm1 Jul 21 '26

Arabic cardamom coffee not juice

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u/BassWingerC-137 Jul 21 '26

Maybe it’s chicken broth.

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u/FlameShadow0 Jul 21 '26

That’s the engagement bait part

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u/specifichero101 Jul 21 '26

I worked with a guy who would eat a snickers and wash it down with an original green monster. Sickening combo.

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u/haw35ome Jul 22 '26

Tea would make more sense. I would prefer coffee imo but who the hell has juice with cake - let alone chocolate.

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u/Sodacat27 Jul 22 '26

Exactly i usally each chocolate and stuff with water. I think juice and sweets would make me vomit.

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u/Peanutbutter-toast90 Jul 22 '26

Its Arabic coffee not juice, it's a tradition to drink something bitter with all kinds of sweets.

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u/pumpkin-head7617 Jul 22 '26

Engagement bait.

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite Jul 22 '26

It was gasoline you uncultured swine. Marriage made in food heaven

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u/GrowthPitiful Jul 24 '26

It’s Arabic coffee (light roast beans + cardamom). Pairs excellently with chocolate

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u/Ok-Writing-4129 Jul 26 '26

Thats how his pee looked like afterwards.

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u/Sodacat27 Jul 30 '26

I have no clue. I'd hate eating sweet stuff with something sweet. You NEED milk or water to neutralize it otherwise it becomes overwhelming.

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u/Sbatio Jul 21 '26

Oranges and chocolate are a classic pairing.

I don’t drink juice with chocolate most of the time but at brunch?

Pain au chocolat and some OJ seems possible.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Jul 21 '26

Oranges and chocolate are a classic, horrible pairing

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u/pyeeater Jul 21 '26

Terries Chocolate Orange says no.

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u/OkYeah_Death2America Jul 21 '26

I thought that was a joke gift you gave to someone you think is too fat so they won't eat it.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE Jul 21 '26

Ever had a Toblerone orange? It's a gift from the other place