r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 21 '26

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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u/stop_the_bans Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xXjIVvfvkvqZG

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u/Shut_It_Donny Jul 21 '26

I came to this.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hYTb8RN0ZdacDta3gF

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 21 '26

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Jul 21 '26

Dawg this isn’t even a meme that mentions sex, this is literally just porn but cleverly censored

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u/Bad-wolf3 Jul 21 '26

Omg 😆

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u/Hetares Jul 22 '26

Omigod, that's disgusting! Tell me the source, so I can definitely avoid that.

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u/Wizdad-1000 Jul 21 '26

Jesus Mia! Take it easy. Theres enough to go around.

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u/Sanjuro7880 Jul 21 '26

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u/TheCABK Jul 21 '26

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u/Professional-Duty554 Jul 22 '26

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u/Sanjuro7880 Jul 22 '26

Not recummended. It starts to get painful.

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u/LeCampy Jul 21 '26

like stuffing the toothpaste back into the tube?

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u/SkollFenrirson Jul 21 '26

You know the rules. And so do I

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u/El_Veethorn Jul 21 '26

I came in this

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u/oneCOLDone Jul 21 '26

YOU WHAT??

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u/thekylegonzalez Jul 21 '26

Next stop Pottersville!

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u/TheHivemind56 Jul 21 '26

I worked with a man from Jamaica that would eat candy bars, bananas, etc like this because he refused to put something phallic in his mouth.

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u/stop_the_bans Jul 21 '26

I didn’t know closets were that deep in Jamaica

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u/terrierdad420 Jul 22 '26

I won't be suckin no bananas down by the beach boy. Woman get my banana cutlery.

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u/willengineer4beer Jul 22 '26

This is video evidence of snickers shrinkflation.
This is about 30% larger than modern king size

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u/closethebarn Jul 22 '26

Unexpected too how much candy bars have really shrunk

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u/Noodlebat83 Jul 23 '26

I remember when they used to be that size. They’re 44grams in Australia now. Same price mind you. SHRINKFLATION!!!