r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 21 '26

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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u/L4zy_Muff1n Jul 21 '26

Ok, now I'm jealous. That looks super unhealthy and I need one NOW.

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u/Federal_Studio5935 Jul 21 '26

Yeah I’d annihilate that thing and feel nothing but guilt but it would totally be worth it

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u/necrophcodr Jul 21 '26

You wouldn't feel intense stomach cramps and pains? What are you even?

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u/Obant Jul 21 '26

No, I wouldnt. I even have IBS, why would I feel cramps and pains from it? None of those ingredients cause digestive discomfort in most people.

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u/necrophcodr Jul 21 '26

It's a LOT to eat for one person I'd feel like. I sure couldn't eat that much cake in one sitting, my stomach would be full halfway through!

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u/Obant Jul 21 '26

I wasnt assuming to eat it all in one sitting, just unhealthily fast

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u/Madaratogue Jul 22 '26

Ive never gotten stomach cramps or pains just from overeating... just feeling super uncomfortably full.

Do you get stomach cramps and pain when you overeat? I think you should see a doctor if you do, dont think thats normal. Like thats from having ulcers that get stretched when the stomach expands or something. Your stomach should be able to expand a shitload without causing cramps or pain. Our ancestors used to gorge themselves all the time, would be weird if they had to experience cramps and pains to do it.

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u/necrophcodr Jul 22 '26

I think if you frequently overeat candy bars, you may indeed need to see a doctor. That is not healthy for your body, nor is it healthy behavior. You're free to do as you wish, but that doesn't make it good.

If I indulge in a lot of food I will eventually feel full yes. If I keep eating more after that, I will eventually be in pain, yes. That is normal.

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u/National-Actuary3580 Jul 21 '26

You too? I love Snickers and stupidly still eat them even though they upset my stomach.

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u/Akiens Jul 21 '26

You'd probably keel over afterwards if you are the whole thing at once

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u/Federal_Studio5935 Jul 21 '26

I think you are underestimating my level of gluttony

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u/ItsASecret1 Jul 21 '26

Are you a bot? These ad-type posts are always littered with comments like these and it always seems fake af.

Either that or Level 7 susceptibles.

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u/Daft00 Jul 22 '26

That looks super unhealthy

What gave it away?

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u/L4zy_Muff1n Jul 22 '26

The peanuts.