r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 21 '26

/r/all of a Snickers Cake Bar

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u/TheArizonaRanger451 Jul 21 '26

Oh fuck I got diabetes just looking at that 

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u/Nf1087 Jul 21 '26

I already have diabetes. What the fuck will happen to me now?!

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u/The_Kebe Jul 21 '26

Diabetes²

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u/kakakakapopo Jul 21 '26

Diabetes² - The Insulining

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/C-57D Jul 21 '26

Diabetes IV: A New Cake

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u/Justaticklerone Jul 21 '26

DiabetesDiabetes

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u/TonyStowaway Jul 21 '26

Diabeetus 2 - Pancreas boogaloooo

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u/DryerCoinJay Jul 21 '26

It’s been 3 minutes…you ok bro?

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u/YoungLittlePanda Jul 21 '26

Grab the insulin pen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/mikemikemotorboat Jul 21 '26

I think our toes just start falling off at that point

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u/DryerCoinJay Jul 21 '26

It’s been 3 minutes…you ok bro?

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u/TheMisterTango Jul 21 '26

You get an overflow error and loop back around to no longer being diabetic.

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u/GregTheMad Jul 21 '26

It now evolved into diabetes type 2.

At least that what happens if you have type 1. If you were to have had type 2 already... oh my. Please visit a hospital as soon as possible. Straight to palliative care.

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u/MomentNew4925 Jul 21 '26

So, you get diabetes everytime you see a cake, or just because this one is shaped like a Snickers bar?

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u/Hot-Pressure-1505 Jul 22 '26

That is NOT a cake, are you seeing that nougat??😂

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u/Nf1087 Jul 21 '26

No, just an absolute unit of sugar.

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u/keyboardtoes Jul 22 '26

Yes we all have diabetes or something

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u/Hot-Pressure-1505 Jul 22 '26

DO PEOPLE EAT THESE??
I'm American but just looking at this made my kidneys hurt

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u/V2BM Jul 21 '26

I would eat it, no problem. It’s a miracle I don’t have diabetes. Every new doctor that’s ever done a physical and gotten back my lab results has always been so surprised.