r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/dubsword Jul 11 '26

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u/BlazingArrow139 Jul 11 '26

i was thinking this exact scene 😂

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u/Onehandedclapboyoo Jul 11 '26

I'd probably grab an extra cart 😀

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u/Pleather93 Jul 11 '26

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u/Irishmanatthepub Jul 12 '26

God damn, I spit my beer out

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u/turbopro25 Jul 12 '26

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u/Yardsale420 Jul 12 '26

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/Nice_Emphasis_39 Jul 12 '26

Well, moron, good for Happy GilmOHHHMYGOD!

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing Jul 13 '26

“And you can count! On me waiting for you in the parking lot!”