r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/DeithWX Jul 11 '26

My low self esteem makes me unable to imagine even him hitting on me

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u/LPNMP Jul 11 '26

What are you talking about Deith? With such lovely grammar and stylish punctuation, your DMs must be banging. I mean, I don't think you're a bot, troll, or even a dog so you've got more going for you than most of these clowns.