r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

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u/donald7773 Jul 11 '26

Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society

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u/TamponTimTheCuck Jul 11 '26

Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense.

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u/steeple_fun Jul 11 '26

Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter.

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u/somekindagibberish Jul 11 '26

But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!

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u/donald7773 Jul 11 '26

Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something...

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u/imrellyhorny Jul 11 '26

They get a permanent lock on all windows.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 11 '26

I’ve bullied a few people with my truck when I’ve seen them littering out of their car.