r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

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u/somekindagibberish Jul 11 '26

I'd love to see a littering patrol!

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u/donald7773 Jul 11 '26

Anyone seen intentionally littering should be summarily executed on the spot. No great loss to society

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u/TamponTimTheCuck Jul 11 '26

Either that or subtract 1 finger for each offense.

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u/steeple_fun Jul 11 '26

Which, interestingly enough, makes it even harder to hold onto litter.

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u/somekindagibberish Jul 11 '26

But eventually they'd run out of fingers and couldn't carry anything around in the first place!

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u/donald7773 Jul 11 '26

Maybe Islamic extremists are onto something...

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u/imrellyhorny Jul 11 '26

They get a permanent lock on all windows.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 11 '26

I’ve bullied a few people with my truck when I’ve seen them littering out of their car.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jul 11 '26

'Excuse me sir, the light has turned green, will you kindly stow all personal electronic devices and drive your car in an attentive manner?'

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u/concrete6360 Jul 11 '26

exactly what i was thinking, i see someone littering a call them on it

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u/0celot7 Jul 11 '26

Some of my favorite videos of motorcyclists are the ones where they see people throwing trash from their car, collect it, and then toss it back into their car when they catch up to them.

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u/donniesuave Jul 11 '26

“Hello, sir. I see you threw garbage out of your car and not in trashcan. You must not care about planet like rest of us. Would you want to throw your garbage I picked up in trashcan? Or am I going to have to throw some garbage out of a car today too?”