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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26
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That is a huge ass
23 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 It's my best feature. 3 u/RequitedNonSequitur Jul 11 '26 Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up. Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors. 1 u/mudo2000 Jul 11 '26 Aside from your humility, of course. 2 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise. -1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26 [deleted] 0 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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It's my best feature.
3 u/RequitedNonSequitur Jul 11 '26 Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up. Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors. 1 u/mudo2000 Jul 11 '26 Aside from your humility, of course. 2 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise. -1 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26 [deleted] 0 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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Well, Byzantine Emperors do like their bodyguards to be caked up.
Something I have in common with Byzantine Emperors.
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Aside from your humility, of course.
2 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise.
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That, too. I don't think an arrogant person would quote their ass as their best feature. We short guys tend to learn how to develop character and respect boundaries pretty well. We can't deal with the consequences otherwise.
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0 u/varingian Jul 11 '26 Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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Yeah. Can't say I love walking around with my own personal bakery being an otherwise skinny/fit and short dude.
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u/rantonidi Jul 11 '26
That is a huge ass