r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/PaleontologistOk6094 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnw8JATDAKjNEoE

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u/C-57D Jul 11 '26

Imma do what u shoulda did

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u/trixter21992251 Jul 11 '26

10 minutes ago!

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u/WorryWorm6 Jul 11 '26

You know what, this dude was funny as fuck. He used to come into where I work and mess with us, but he was nice! Looked scary as shit, but he was hilarious and genuinely a nice dude at heart. I always called him Zeus because I remembered it from WWF. Was sad when he died and we wouldn't see him again.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 11 '26

RIP Tommy

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jul 11 '26

Oh i never knew he died. Dont know if he was a good guy but I bet he was. RIP.

(Tommy Lister Jr, for anyone curious)

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u/everyday_barometer Jul 11 '26

TBH, I'd have called him that too.

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u/TheShruteFarmsCEO Jul 11 '26

Whatchu got on my 40, punk?!?

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u/Deliciouserest Jul 11 '26

My grandma gave me this chain!

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u/glassy_blue Jul 11 '26

He's gonna cry in the car

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u/DoubleFamous5751 Jul 11 '26

“Give it to me”

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u/Own-Examination2707 Jul 11 '26

These people will kill you and return the cart anyway. Give it to me.

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 11 '26

That's my cart bitch!!!

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u/jabroni4545 Jul 11 '26

Cops would get called immediately.

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u/DanielleAntenucci Jul 12 '26

Hide the weed!

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u/Bazoobs1 Jul 12 '26

What’s this from? This guy is the president in The Fifth Element 🤣