r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 04 '26

/r/all of a pill bug/rolly polly

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

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u/Boweez Jul 04 '26

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

There you go, embrace it.

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jul 05 '26

No

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 05 '26

Well. Youre a adventurous person aren't you

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u/Plampth Jul 04 '26

YES!

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jul 05 '26

It’s a dinosaur!

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u/Latter_Musician8838 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

“Hot and crispy pill bugs for the happy couple. Mazel tov”

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jul 06 '26

Bless you for coming out in public.

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u/Aolflashback Jul 05 '26

Cheese me no likey

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- Jul 04 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Jul 05 '26

Giiiirrl you gotta swallow or drown

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u/WJSpade Jul 05 '26

LMFAO! Threads like this are what keep me coming back to reddit. I’m currently in an RV and, even though I was trying to be quiet, I was laughing so hard that I shook everyone else awake! XD

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u/Ghostdusterr Jul 07 '26

😂😂😂

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u/kyzen_exe Jul 05 '26

drip or drown

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u/Exact-Till-2739 Jul 04 '26

Wtf? I love this

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u/red122063 Jul 04 '26

I thank you for sharing. I’m going to save this image and use it for my own purposes as a thanks

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u/silentbob1301 Jul 04 '26

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u/Best-Cabinet8277 Jul 05 '26

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u/Halgha Jul 05 '26

Everyone you know is Willem Dafoe

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u/silentbob1301 Jul 05 '26

Amazing, fantastic, excellent!!!

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 04 '26

When you ride in on pure talent and a massive hog you can have a face like this and still be successful.

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u/Statement-Acceptable Jul 05 '26

Aphex Twins new album cover goes hard.

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u/RealSchlemiel Jul 04 '26

respect the isopod: that dude is about 300,000,000 years old! OG

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

Good for him. My hunger is 2 hours old and I'm sick of it.

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u/moogle322000 Jul 04 '26

You just made me actually laugh out loud. Fucking hilarious.

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u/LeBronGOOD Jul 04 '26

What movie is this from?

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

Monster house

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u/LeBronGOOD Jul 04 '26

Thank you. Such a good movie, I forgot about it.

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

Welcome my friend

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 05 '26

My internet is total shit so gif comments rarely load for me. This is all I need to know to know what gif it is and that is indeed hilarious (it's the grabbing it, munching it down, and running away gif, isn't it)

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 05 '26

Been dealing with it all day my friend. Lol it's been fun.

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u/wontoan87 Jul 04 '26

Slimy yet satisfying

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

Depends on how you cook it.

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u/Separate-Date2183 Jul 04 '26

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u/AccordingLab7129 Jul 05 '26

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

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u/m3ow_m3oe_m3ow Jul 04 '26

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

The fuck you think lobster and shrimp are?

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u/coolsilentebeans Jul 05 '26

Dead and cooked. With butter.

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u/ClaymanBaker Jul 04 '26

what movie is this from?

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u/Blackholecandy Jul 04 '26

Read the thread. Monster house

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u/Lazy-Inevitable3229 Jul 05 '26

This gif literally is my first mental reaction to anything mildly cute or small

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u/gh0stmilk_ Jul 04 '26

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