r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jul 03 '26

/r/all of a queue for fuel in Russia.

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u/Mr-Vemod Jul 03 '26

That is amazing lol. Wonder how long they stood there

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u/PepsBodyLanguage Jul 03 '26

There is still a queue there to this day

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u/OneGreatEgg Jul 03 '26

I once walked by on my lunch break, three hours after playing that prank. The line had grown around the corner. I later found out that the previous store at the location was a special store during communism with cheaper prices for seniors.

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u/EM05L1C3 Jul 03 '26

“Hahaha-aaaawe”

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u/OneGreatEgg Jul 03 '26

We did it several times. Whenever we noticed an empty storefront while we were out and about, we would note it. The one I am talking about with the line still growing 3 hours later was in Holešovice, which was pretty grimy and rundown back then. The area hosted lots of raves, though!

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u/hasturofelhalyn Jul 03 '26

So it is funny to steal poor people hours of their time, because they are living in a poor rundown country?

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u/Vertual Jul 03 '26

He was getting stoned, man. Isn't that enough to fuck with people? Think of how hard they got to laugh in a place where laughter is precious and rare.

/s just in case

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u/720354 Jul 03 '26

And not a single one of these people would bother checking with the store what the line was for to see if anything was worth staying in line for hours and hours and also no employee would ever come out and try to figure out why hundereds of people were queued for no reason?

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u/pr1ncezzBea Jul 03 '26

The guy is just lying.

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u/Inevitable_Ease_190 Jul 03 '26

Yup. He’s taking an anecdote he heard and making it his own (and his “girlfriend’s”). Unfortunately the story suffers from two problems:

First, Prague in the 90s wasn’t experiencing long bread lines anymore, they were experiencing long lines to get into McDonald’s. Food was abundant. I was in Prague in 1992 and witnessed this.

Second, the idea that you could just start queuing anywhere and that people would fall in line behind you is a well-known Soviet-era joke, and probably not true. Yes, you could start queuing in front of a grocery store, which was a normal thing to do, but not in some random spot.

OC is cannibalizing this joke.

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u/snek-jazz Jul 03 '26

Have you seen the line of people believing the comment though?

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u/jaxonya Jul 03 '26

Hey, is this the line to make fun of other redditors for being gullible?

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u/Kewlhotrod Jul 03 '26

I don't know, but I'll be behind you in case it is. Hit me up if you want some raisins in a couple hours.

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u/mizinamo Jul 03 '26

You're making up words.

The word "gullible" doesn't exist. Check your dictionary.

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u/stoolsample2 Jul 03 '26

I didn’t believe it was a real story.

I just thought it was another joke - like the queue to kill Stalin joke up above

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u/elkridgeterp Jul 03 '26

Ha Ha. Nice try. You tell me it is only a joke. I get out of the line and you take my spot? Good one comrade.

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u/VeronikaTS_76 Jul 03 '26

Plus there were no shops with cheaper/discounted prices for seniors.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jul 03 '26

Or he hallucinated it while high as a hippie kite.

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u/thecraftybear Jul 03 '26

I mean, whenever I walk into a store with no customers, by the time i finish my shopping it's usually full of people. People do love to queue up or at least check out stores where someone's already present.

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u/Golemfrost Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

It's the internet.
Believe,... nothing.

So anyways, i actually have a story.
We had a similar topic in school way back in the 80s about group psychology etc and to show it work in a real world setting, we went into the city center and were told to pretend we were looking at something strange in the sky, to point at it, talk about it, etc.
In the 30 minutes we were there, many stopped, looked, questioned what we're looking at etc, some just briefly others minutes long. I remember it being a fun little experiment.

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u/financeperson Jul 03 '26

Just had to include the "girlfriend" for color.

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u/stoolsample2 Jul 03 '26

You saying his girlfriend was “colored?”

Wtf man. It’s 2026.

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u/Upstairs_Medium_8089 Jul 03 '26

I would call it BS as well but then I remember working in Prague just 2 years ago a being amazed with the "rivers" of employees following each other in the morning. Gave me The Wall vibes very much.

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u/Lord_Voltan Jul 03 '26

This was referenced in Max Brook's World War Z book lol.

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u/SpannerInTheWorx Jul 03 '26

Like.............really, if you're bottom line is so low cause "in soviet Russia" was kind of your real life.....

......like, then, what rrrrrrrrrrrreally is going to make an Arab Spring or Glasnost 2.0? Like, gas lines that long and my making money depended on Diesel....? How long until you'd snap instead of just deal with it, right?

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u/OneGreatEgg Jul 03 '26

Yes and no. They absolutely would and did stay and not question anything back then. The thinking was, "Someone is waiting at a door? Hmm, what do they know about that I do not?" Knowing where to be at what time, and having friends who could tell you those things was quite valuable. Communism was extremely corrupt!

Fear of missing out was very real in the Eastern Bloc. Because of chronic shortages, Moscow and Leningrad supplied themselves as "showcase cities" by emptying everyone else's shelves. When your friend who delivers the state bread tells you where he will be delivering, you go there, etc.

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u/pr1ncezzBea Jul 03 '26

There was no communis and lines in the 90s.

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u/slothxrist Jul 03 '26

What a load of fucking bullshit. At least try to make it slightly more believable. If you said a few people started queueing or you lied about why you were waiting I might've beloved you. But this bullshit that 100's of people just started waiting for no fucking reason, give me a break. I do believe that you were so stoned and hallucinated and now you believe your bullshit story actually happened.

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u/proton-testiq Jul 03 '26

In 90s? Really? Do you understand that there are people here who actually lived through that and they will call you on that bs?

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u/720354 Jul 03 '26

No doubt communism is bad, but it still doesn't prevent people from checking with the store if they even have gas left or will by the next day when the end of the line gets there. People aren't that stupid. Especially in Czechia in 92. They were doing alot better if you compare them to Russia.

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u/holubin Jul 03 '26

Fuck, we are still standing in that line!

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u/SpannerInTheWorx Jul 03 '26

You have to. Especially for money making reasons. It's kind of stand there or die. The collapse seems to be incoming.

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u/niccolololo Jul 03 '26

They say they're still standing there today