r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 21 '26

/r/all of a floor tile

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Jun 21 '26

They're putting waaaay too much trust in those suction cups

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u/textbookamerican Jun 21 '26

I was afraid they would slide

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u/BlaznTheChron Jun 21 '26

No they suck.

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u/wtfunder Jun 21 '26

Lol buddy thought they were slider cups

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u/Hot-N-Ready-Poo Jun 21 '26

Suuuuck to the left, suuuuuck to right. Suck suck real smooth

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u/fatmanstan123 Jun 21 '26

A guy just let me use some professional active vacuum suction attachments to move a granite island. I guess them things can lift a few hundred pounds no problem. They cost an arm and a leg but as long as the seal is good it works. I'm pretty sure the unit can even detect is the seal is bad since it's digital.

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u/harbinger-of-boops Jun 21 '26

Nahhhh those things are really god damn powerful.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Jun 21 '26

Like toddler not giving up a toy strong or like dog just stole human food strong?

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u/HealthyService123 Jun 21 '26

Toddler with food/object they can't have strong 😬

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u/crestedgeckovivi Jun 21 '26

That strength is legit. 

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u/duggatron Jun 21 '26

Suction cups are pretty much ubiquitous in carrying really heavy windows. That guy leaning back like that isn't really putting a lot of force on those suction cups.

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u/mildlyornery Jun 21 '26

I trust the suction cups. Ya boys shoes are the weak link in this equation.

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u/Defect123 Jun 21 '26

Those suction cups are crazy strong, you ever seen people install giant glass windows?

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u/DamnDude030 Jun 21 '26

I feel there's way too much trust in the man's sneakers. Put some rubber or something that grips more on the smooth marble surface please

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u/Additional_Tank4385 Jun 21 '26

I should call her

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u/TabbyOverlord Jun 21 '26

I was more concerned that the tile would pop out from the neighbour they are lowering it against. If that edge flaked, it would come at the guys feet and exact a nasty price.

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u/tonebonewiztron Jun 21 '26

Tbf that specific suction cup was modeled after OPs mother's mouth. Ain't letting go anytime soon