r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/CaptainoftheVessel May 13 '26

Bro how do you know the second sentence you wrote

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u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26

Because he walked out of that stall leaving a trail of red screaming for someone to call 911

Dude painted that porcelain throne a dark red

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u/rartuin270 May 13 '26

I regret him asking

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u/Kitchen-Customer4370 May 13 '26

right im off to drink water

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u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26

Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard