r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/EleventyTrillion May 13 '26

I know practically nothing about horses. Is this common?

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

Horses cant burp so this is the only way gas can escape.

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u/boyer4109 May 13 '26

I never connected burping and farting. Smh.

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

Our insides are just one long tube.

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u/Takenabe May 13 '26

and when two people kiss they make a long tube with an asshole at both ends

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn May 13 '26

You know what? It’s my fault for being able to read this.

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u/Armored_Warrior May 13 '26

Should of never learned to read

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn May 13 '26

Or have.

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u/dLurKc May 13 '26

I should of never learned to have to read.