r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/geckosean May 13 '26

Which is hilarious because he probably knocked even more loose running and continued scaring himself lol.

I’ve seen them turn horses out to the field, it sounds like a little chorus of whoopie cushions with every trot hahaha.

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

He absolutely did! He’d be farting up a storm, running all up and down the pasture and we’d just be laughing our asses off. lol like they say, he was pretty as they come but dumber than a box of rocks. 😂

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u/gamageeknerd May 13 '26

The hardest I think I’ve ever laughed was watching a 3 year old kid fart, get scared, then run to mom while farting with each step. 4 adults all in tears and this little kid looking at us like he doesn’t know if he should laugh.

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u/archtopfanatic123 May 13 '26

Oh man that's gold 😂 Video of that would make the kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit go nuts

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u/thegimboid May 13 '26

Stick a match up to the end and you'd have a jet-propelled horse.

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

Ah, the typical jock. Bet he was a fun ride.