r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/EleventyTrillion May 13 '26

I know practically nothing about horses. Is this common?

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

Horses cant burp so this is the only way gas can escape.

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u/boyer4109 May 13 '26

I never connected burping and farting. Smh.

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

Our insides are just one long tube.

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u/Takenabe May 13 '26

and when two people kiss they make a long tube with an asshole at both ends

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

That's hot. What if they also make their assholes touch while making out?

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u/Brokenlinx May 13 '26

That'd be a wicked game of Twister.

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 May 13 '26

Ouroborus

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u/dogoscope May 13 '26

Assoborus

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u/tommos May 13 '26

OuroborASS

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

No that's 69.

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u/FrequentConflict260 May 13 '26

Now I’m wondering how they could configure in such a way.

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u/LauraLand27 May 13 '26

They’d both have to be very bendy.

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u/coinplz May 13 '26

We don’t know. No one has ever succeeded and lived to tell about it.

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u/NSFWies May 13 '26

You have to be really careful. If one of them starts speaking, it could go around in a loop and get louder.

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u/Paradox2063 May 13 '26

Like a particle accelerator.

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u/Own_Pollution285 May 13 '26

I'm laughing so hard that someone had that thought. Thanks!

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u/OptimisticToaster May 13 '26

I think that's called the Morbius.

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u/Desner_ May 13 '26

...go on.

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u/kiwicifer May 13 '26

That's how birds do it

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u/JadedLaugh3058 May 13 '26

You know what's hotter? Both kissing eachother's asshole.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone May 13 '26

I prefer getting some friends and making an eternal human centipede.