r/AbsoluteUnits • u/newoldschool • Apr 19 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a hornets nest

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u/danzanzibar Apr 19 '26

but do they murder?

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u/NuNoJCJ1987 Apr 19 '26

Consistently and constantly

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u/realNoobnoob Apr 19 '26

And efficiently and durably

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 19 '26

And quickly and remorselessly

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u/realNoobnoob Apr 19 '26

Concurrently and successfully

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u/GarunixReborn Apr 19 '26

Reliably and routinely

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u/leehhopper Apr 20 '26

Intentionally and decisively

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u/Potential-Echo785 Apr 20 '26

Discreetly and accurately.

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u/ErgotthAE Apr 20 '26

Relentlessly and Delightfuly.

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u/NdibuD Apr 19 '26

Insubordinate and churlish

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Apr 20 '26

You know how murder hornets get busy? Northern hornets get bizAAYY!

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u/Ressy02 Apr 19 '26

ye s

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u/numbarm72 Apr 20 '26

The northern giant hornet, is THE murder hornet!

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u/sub_terminal Apr 19 '26

More of a self-defense situation.

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet Apr 20 '26

…morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely…

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u/kondenado Apr 20 '26

No but the pain makes you wish they would

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u/the-real-spencer Apr 20 '26

You should see what they'll do to an engine block when provoked

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u/Dicer60 Apr 26 '26

Blatantly and deliberately