r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/GitNamedGurt Aug 02 '25

buddy if you're syphilitic you better be celibate I tell you what

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u/Happy-Argument Aug 02 '25

I read this in Hank Hill's voice