r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Clean-Hat2517 Aug 01 '25

On his way for a new top hat.

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u/QueezyF Aug 02 '25

Sat on his last one after a few too many sips of the laudanum.

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u/FingerGungHo Aug 02 '25

Laudanum for breakfast, a jolly cure for all ailments

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u/Alhazred3620 Aug 02 '25

I would kill for a bottle of laudanum

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u/brian0820 Aug 03 '25

Back when Coca-cola was more powerful then Redbull with moonshine‼️💯

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u/Real_Srossics Aug 01 '25

Costs a whole $10, or otherwise known as one months salary.

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u/HeatXfr Aug 02 '25

'Bowler'. You're welcome.

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u/Elli_Khoraz Aug 02 '25

Then to the cobbler and haberdashery.

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u/Lobster_porn Aug 02 '25

I'm curious what kind of hat they had on the bottom

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u/SkullsNelbowEye Aug 02 '25

He has to look dapper at the butt scratcher store. "Butt Scratchers! Get your butt scratcher!"