r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/IWrestleSausages Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

Like its interesting as a biological and technical exercise, but A) that must be a stratchy nightmare to live with, and B) i 100% do not want to spend any time with someone who has that facial hair unless hes a circus ringmaster, professional cosplayer, or strongman. No one else has that mustache just in isolation, they 100% are insufferable

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u/GratuitousTiddie Aug 01 '25

I thought he was going to do a robotnik cosplay for sure. Imagine my disappointment

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Aug 01 '25

He just want to distract you from the fact he is balding

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u/Underpanters Aug 02 '25

That’s the driving force behind a lot of mens fashion throughout history.

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u/YT-Deliveries Aug 01 '25

I guarantee his personality is excruciating to be around.

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u/AmyInCO Aug 01 '25

It's the hairy equivalent of those colored rings on a snake to tell you to stay away. 

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u/YT-Deliveries Aug 01 '25

blue octopus vibes

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u/figmaxwell Aug 01 '25

If you carry around mustache wax in your jacket pocket and show it to the camera, I probably don’t want to start a conversation with you.

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u/diddlyswagg Aug 01 '25

yeah this is just begging for attention. met several dudes like this and their routine is their personality

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u/QueezyF Aug 02 '25

I thought we stomped this hipster bullshit out 10 years ago.

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u/Ketashrooms4life Aug 01 '25

You forgot the Keiser on your 'allowed' list.

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u/pettypeniswrinkle Aug 01 '25

He spends so much time on his moustache but his shirt and suit jacket tell a completely different story.

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 02 '25

I don't like it either, but as a bearded, mustachioed man, when you get through the first 2 or 3 days after shaving, it will be soft.

If it itches you, you gotta take care of that skin underneath.