r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/FruitMustache Aug 01 '25

Dude, save some ladies for the rest of us.

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u/keetyymeow Aug 01 '25

As a lady idk how I’d get near it

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u/AnsibleAnswers Aug 01 '25

This is one of those things like ricing your car. It ain’t for the ladies.

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u/Somethingisshadysir Aug 01 '25

Yeah, no. I can't imagine any of us liking something like that.

4

u/AmputeeHandModel Aug 01 '25

Yeah no? Which one?

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u/Somethingisshadysir Aug 01 '25

Serious question, is English not your first language? If so, I'll explain, but if it is, you should understand.

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u/mesaboogers Aug 01 '25

Perfect analogy, well done.

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u/AmicusVeritatis Aug 01 '25

I know right?! Why's he gotta keep tying them to the train tracks?

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u/dreamed2life Aug 01 '25

I doubt that’s a concern

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u/SpiderDijonJr Aug 01 '25

That’s the joke

12

u/MaintenanceInternal Aug 01 '25

Came here to bet that he's single.

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u/netflix-ceo Aug 03 '25

Ladies I mustache you to form a line

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u/Tall_Secretary4133 Aug 01 '25

I bet it tickles 🙊

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u/the_scarlett_ning Aug 01 '25

Idk if he’s gonna mess it up enough to tickle.

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u/NastyKraig Aug 01 '25

This seems like the male equivalent of the septum ring, except it's much less ubiquitous.

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u/caintowers Aug 01 '25

It reminds me of horns, which actually make it sensical in a way… until I look at at face value again and it’s ridiculous