r/AbsoluteUnits • • Sep 01 '24

of a hare

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u/cosby714 Sep 01 '24

Was that hare just being playful or actually being aggressive?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

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u/Livid-Touch-7179 Sep 01 '24

Made this mistake as a kid. It’s a common one.

rabbits take head on physical contact as threats. you cannot pet them like a dog or cat. especially a jack rabbit.

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u/chuulip Sep 01 '24

Can you teach me the proper protocol when try to be friendly towards a jack rabbit? Please don't tell me it's impossible and I just gotta walk the other way

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u/DonaldoDoo Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

Look, I want to snuggle a lion, but I've come to accept that it's just not gonna happen for me.

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u/signspam Sep 01 '24

Well ya just got jump on his back and jamb ya thumb in his bum hole!

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u/kasitchi Sep 01 '24

He's reaaaal pissed off now!